Holy Hell there’s a trail this week!!!

Get ready for a tour of Summerlin with Twitch and Feách! The trail may be mountainous, wet, and overall treacherous! I.e. it’s a pavement pounder.

***Bring extra cash for a special check***

Trail will be A to A, there will be a turkey-eagle split where the eagles may or may not run the outline of a raging boner on their GPS track. With that said, make sure to bring protection!

Bring hash cash, headlamp, vessel, and a thirst for the golden nectar!

Doggos: Yup
Kiddos: Nope
Tinder hoes: Nope

If you bring a virgin you get a free banana!!!!

On-After: Hot Tub H3 At my place. Bring a towel and your birthday suit err… bathing suit. PM Fetch or Twitch if you need the address.

Cum hash with the ASS!!!