Have some new shoes to break in?  A new GPS watch or fitness tracker to try out?  Other new stuff for Christmas?  Just need to work off the excessive amounts of food and drink you put away?  Skip the after-Christmas sales nonsense and cum out to trail!

Bring the usual: $6 (exact change always appreciated), a whistle (a loud hash is a happy hash), flashlight, cash & ID, virgins, visitors, new shoes if you have ’em, and a thirst for the golden nectar.