We’ve had a new (well, newly expanded) park in town for a while now, but no trails there. How about we do the first of this month’s SCH3 trails there? Virgin territory should put everyone at an equal disadvantage for a pick-up hash. 6 PM show, 6:30 spin the bottle to see who hares first. Bring $6 hash cash, whistle, flashlight, virgins, visitors, and a thirst for the golden nectar. It’s even on a Tuesday, so we get to bring back the old question: will we C U Next Tuesday?