Coachella is 549 big smackers whereas for 5 smackers the hares will deliver none of the above quality memories. Though we “may ” offer Milwaukee’s best ever beer, sausage casing filled with bottom ball whiskey shits/shots, or even Cisco wine grenades to get you through the desert with a possible tolerance for the hare’s bullshit.

Bonus: it’s the hares B-day month thus the day is deserving of a cupcake & corn dog dodge ball session!

What to be bring?
Head(lamp)$$’s
Virgins for sacrifice, it’s not a cult but everyone needs a hobby.
A ginger’s soul.
Asparagus so your pee smells weird and deters the wildlife.

Location Pin: 35°59’02.8″N 115°14’36.8″W (Starr Ave. and S. Rainbow Blvd. trail entry).