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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20181222T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20181222T200000
DTSTAMP:20260405T093033
CREATED:20180829T194258Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20181217T152803Z
UID:1588-1545490800-1545508800@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1484 - Pokey's HBFU Bash
DESCRIPTION:What’s a bash you might ask\, is it an action with a bat?\nA foray with a cat? A trifle with a truffle or an arch decorated with ruffles? Nay\, tis none of those things\, but it is sort of a fling. A bike can be road\, bring a tire so you don’t have to be towed. \nWe will sing songs in honor and on-her of our dearest Pokey\, many more lines and this rhyme will be hokey. Get your sweat on in your ugliest sweater\, tightest stockings and prepare for the bestivus of festivus. Dressed in (in)appropriate attire\, we’ll end the night by the fire….in our pants. \nHares: Poke-A-Cuntess\, Matthew McKindagay\, & Tunnel Of Luv\nLocation: TBD\, but start will be close to Pokey’s house on the west side/south Summerlin area\nTrail: A-A BASH Extra bikes are available\, but limited\nTheme: Ugly Sweater or other seasonally festive attire plus a helmet\nCost: $5\nDogs: Nope\, not even wonder hash dogs\nKids: Nope\nBring:\nBike\nHelmet\nLights\nBells\nWhistles\nVessel (less clean up for Pokey)\nFestive holiday attire\nThirst for the Golden Nectar\nVirgins\nChristmas Spirit\nHashy Spirit\nGhostly Spirits\nHanukkah spirit\nKwanzaa Sprit\nGrinch Spirit… can be left home
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1484/
LOCATION:Pokey’s Home for Wayward Hashers\, 9860 W Mesa Vista Ave\, Las Vegas\, NV\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20181229T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20181229T200000
DTSTAMP:20260405T093033
CREATED:20180829T194341Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20181207T203939Z
UID:1590-1546095600-1546113600@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1485
DESCRIPTION:How do you go from Virgin to Asshole in 5 trails? Easy!! Be like these ambitious gems Just Diamond & Just Alex — jump on the next available trail date. They have more excitement about hashing than I’ve seen in a loooong* uhhh… while. \nWill it be a shit show? Will it be the best trail of the day? Will it be douchey**? You’ll have to show your TaTa***s\, or show up\, to find out! \nHares: Just Diamond\, Just Alex\, & Tunnel Of Luv\nLocation: TBD Girl just escaped the hospital….\nTrail:\nTheme: Maybe\nCost: $5\nDogs: Maybe\nKids: Nope\nBring:\nLights\nVirgins\nBells\nVessel\nWhistle\nFestive holiday attire\nVirgins \n*It wasn’t that long\n**Being a douche is not required\n***no TaTas were harmed in the making of this post\n***TaTas are ALWAYS appreciated
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1485/
LOCATION:TBA
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
END:VEVENT
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190101T090000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190101T140000
DTSTAMP:20260405T093033
CREATED:20181217T034331Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20181217T035246Z
UID:1683-1546333200-1546351200@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:RPHHH #20
DESCRIPTION:…And Not a Single Fuck Was Given That Day \nCum join the Rat Pack Hash at The Tailgater Tavern on 1/1/2019 to celebrate two decades of New Year’s Day debauchery!* \nDEETS: 9:00 a.m. SHOW** / 10:19 a.m. GO \nBring $10 hash cash and a couple packs of AA or AAA batteries to donate.  (AAs are 4 for $1 at the dollar store\, or you can buy a brick of 40 at Fry’s for some absurdly cheap price too.)   Don’t have batteries?  You pay $15!  Beyond that\, bring your Rat Pack vessel***\, a flashlight\, virgins\, whistle\, extra cash****\, and a thirst for the golden nectar. \n* If you have to ask\, you don’t know!\n** Cum early for a $3 breakfast!\n*** hang tight RPHHH first-timers / start digging in your junk closets old-heads (wsh?)\n**** A limited quantity of Rat Pack Hash Haberdashery will be available at Box — Cum early!
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/rphhh-20/
LOCATION:Tailgaters\, 3990 W Russell Rd\, Las Vegas\, NV\, United States
CATEGORIES:RPHHH,Trails
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190105T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190105T200000
DTSTAMP:20260405T093033
CREATED:20190102T222605Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20190125T072610Z
UID:1691-1546700400-1546718400@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1487
DESCRIPTION:Get wet at the dry lake bed with Alcoholiday and Asshole Walter as we lay a shiggy-riffic trail where there once was water (use your imagination). \nGET TO START: Take I-15 South to the Sloan Exit\, take the underpass to the left to Las Vegas Blvd. Take a right\, going South (PAST the 7 Magic Mtns Art Installation)\, just shy of 25 miles until you see a turn-off for “Service Rock Products – Jean Pit”. Follow that road (it’s paved) for roughly 2.8 miles and turn left down a dirt road into the dry lake bed. Look for a flag + hashers. \nPLEASE BRING: Flashlight\, Whistles\, H2O\, Virgins\, Thirst for the Golden Nectar\, $5 Hash Cash.  Also\, bring firewood for circle. It’ll be cooooooold once the sun drops! \nIt’s a long drive\, so feel free to car-pool. The M is the closest mass-parking lot and will be close to the on-after.
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1487/
LOCATION:35.788423\, -115.273793\, 35.788423\, -115.273793
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
END:VEVENT
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190111T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190111T230000
DTSTAMP:20260405T093033
CREATED:20190102T223743Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20190102T224016Z
UID:1695-1547233200-1547247600@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:ASSH3 #12
DESCRIPTION:ON YOUR MARKS!\nGET SET!\nSTOP!\nCOLLABORATE & LISTEN… \nNow that you are all done with the holidays and have had the Happy New Year – Cum to trail #12 on 1-11! Start & pre-lube will be at Chicago Brewery. \nBring:\n$5 hash cash\nhead gear / lamps (wsh?)\nwarm clothes\nvirgins \n7p show 730p GO! \nHope to see y’all there!!
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/assh3-12/
LOCATION:Chicago Brewing Co.\, 2201 S Fort Apache Rd\, Las Vegas\, NV\, United States
CATEGORIES:ASSH3,Trails
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190112T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190112T200000
DTSTAMP:20260405T093033
CREATED:20190102T223905Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20190125T072558Z
UID:1698-1547305200-1547323200@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1488
DESCRIPTION:I think this’ll be our second week in a row with virgin shiggy\, only it’s not as far out of town this time!  Head (wsh?) over the hump toward Lake Mead for this week’s trail\, the day before the start of my next orbit around the sun.  (That means it’s a birthday trail.) \nMisdirections: get off the 15 at Lake Mead Blvd\, heading (wsh?) east.  Continue east a few miles past the end of civilization until you get to the Pabco Road turnoff.  Take Pabco Rd. for a mile or so until you see this sign: \n \nTurn off the road and look for hashers.  Bring the usual: $5 (exact change always appreciated)\, virgins\, visitors\, a flashlight\, a whistle (a loud hash is a happy hash)\, a thirst for the golden nectar…and a small bag to pack out trash you might find (hashers\, not trashers). \nOn-After will most likely be at the Timbers at 6330 E Lake Mead Blvd. \nGoogle Maps note: depending on where you drop the pin\, it’ll tell you the location is either Boulder City or Nellis AFB.  It’s neither\, though it is closer to the base (about six miles east).  Where it gets the idea that the two are next to each other\, I don’t have a clue.
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1488/
LOCATION:BFE #1488\, 36.212730\, -114.901950
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190119T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190119T200000
DTSTAMP:20260405T093033
CREATED:20190115T165053Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20190125T072538Z
UID:1708-1547910000-1547928000@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1489
DESCRIPTION:Wankers & Diddlers of the LVHHH\, \nSaturday\, 1/19/19\, 3:00 show\, 3:30 Go….Virgin Territory \nYour hares\, Pedi-File\, Money Shot and Have Shit Will Travel will lead you\nto the beer. Bring virgins\, vessels\, exact dollars for hash cash\n$5.00….you pay now…..and a flashlight because it gets dark early. \nTo get to the box.\nFrom Las Vegas\, go to Boulder City. From Boulder City Hwy.\, go south on\nVeterans Memorial. Go east on Adams Blvd. and stay on it until the end\nwhere it intersects with River Mtn. Ave. Look for hashers.
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1489/
LOCATION:35.976668\,-114.814149\, 35.976668\,-114.814149
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190126T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190126T200000
DTSTAMP:20260405T093033
CREATED:20190125T073001Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20190125T073001Z
UID:1720-1548514800-1548532800@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1490
DESCRIPTION:Ook You Wanks be ready for a “Shiggy” trail with some Seductive scenery. This will be the first time that Asshole Diamond gets too make Just Hammer Cum Run the Eagle trail.. \nHares: Just Hammer & Asshole Diamond\nLocation: Anthem Hills Park\nOn After: Surprise!!?! \n*Bring your Vessel\n*Do what you need to for $5 HASH cash ?\n*Spruce it up package checks are a must!\n*TATAs always appreciated\n* A Virgin or 3 as a sacrifice for the Hash Gods\n*fleshlight cause we like getting down in the dark\n*And the best part GET YOUR AsS on Trail!\n*Plus No PreLay sooo you FR wannaBs better be ready!\n* See You There….Mayb3
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1490/
LOCATION:Anthem Hills Park\, 2256 Reunion Dr\, Henderson\, 89052\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190202T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190202T200000
DTSTAMP:20260405T093033
CREATED:20190131T173519Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20190131T173519Z
UID:1728-1549119600-1549137600@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1491
DESCRIPTION:Your hares will be Short Bus and just kit\nHash cash $5\nDogs: Maybe\, on a leash\nKids: No\nTheme: TUTU\, Desmond or Ballet \nCum one\, cum all\, wait scratch that . . . Cum 1\, cum tutu\, the great and wonderful TUTU Hash will dazzle and amaze you all. Failing that it will disappoint and bore you. There will be special prizes\, unusual events. Expect a challenging yet urbane trail and get to know somebody unexpectedly. \nBring vessels\, flesh lites\, tutu’s\, your thirst for the golden nectar\, thirst for other nectars\, virgins\, visitors\, traveling Russian ballet dancers\, and low expectations. \nPrelube at Paradise Pub starting as early as 2:30 unless you show up earlier or later. \nOn after will be a mystery easily solved. Happy 2/2 ya’all. See you there . . .
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1491/
LOCATION:Paradise Pub\, 955 Grier Dr\, Las Vegas\, NV\, 89119\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190208T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190208T230000
DTSTAMP:20260405T093033
CREATED:20190206T200302Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20190206T200326Z
UID:1731-1549652400-1549666800@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:ASSH3 #14
DESCRIPTION:Ready to get abducted? Cum all the way north this Friday to Area 69 to see the aliens ? Seriously\, we couldn’t be any further north. \nWHAT: Area 69 ASSduction trail \nWHEN: 8 Feb. 7pm Show\, 730 hares away! \nWHO: Your hares FMA & Blew Hole will lead you on a 2-4 mile trail to the mother ship? \nHARE LIES: There will be no aliens. There may be no humans. Possibly no beer or boobs or packages. There might be some water & water boarding. Definitely some anal probing. \nBring your tin foil hats\, doggos and virgins. A thirst for the golden nectar of the Gods\, 5$\, and headlamps (WSH?) \nHab will be available\, including headlamps for sale. \nOh yeah. There may be people shooting at us! Don’t die. Look for the ASSH3 flag and hashers. \nHASH WITH THE ASS!
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/assh3-14/
LOCATION:BFE ASSH3 #14\, 36.334389\, -115.206861
CATEGORIES:ASSH3,Trails
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190209T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190209T200000
DTSTAMP:20260405T093033
CREATED:20190208T091228Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20190208T091228Z
UID:1734-1549724400-1549742400@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1492
DESCRIPTION:Greetings Half-Minds: \nWelcome to Las Vegas Hash House Harriers Trail No. 1492! \nIn Fourteen Hundred Ninety Two\, Columbus sailed the ocean blue\, and to celebrate this February 9th we will be having a trail with absolutely no theme whatsoever because in retrospect Columbus’s conduct in the New World and subsequent genocide of the Taino Indians is not something we should celebrate. \nHairs will be Teenie Weenie and Takes It In the Pahrump \n3:30 pm show\, 4 pm go \nBox will be at 8975 Topaz Street\, Henderson\, NV 89149. Exit 215 & Eastern and head South till you hit Pebble and take a right. Proceed to Topaz and take another right. Box is at Pebble Park across from the Mormon church. \nThere will be a Turkey (appx. 3 mi) and Eagle Trail (appx. 6.5 mi). Bring your whistles\, five dollars\, and as many hash virgins as possible. \nDog friendly but must have a leash. \nOn After will be at PT’s Ranch on Eastern and Pebble. \nIf you’re looking to join a running club and want to try the Hash for the first time\, make sure to consult with a Hasher first to make sure it’s for you.
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1492/
LOCATION:Pebble Park\, 8975 Topaz St\, Henderson\, NV\, 89074\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190216T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190216T200000
DTSTAMP:20260405T093033
CREATED:20190214T160041Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20190214T160041Z
UID:1741-1550329200-1550347200@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1493
DESCRIPTION:Cum one\, cum all to the fourteen hundredth and ninety-third *unning of the Las Vegas Hash House Harriers (VLV!) \nYour hares: Asshole Bryce & Stoned \nWhat to bring: Hash cash ($5\, you pay now!)\, virgins\, your warm body (don’t be Jack)\, whistle\, fleshlight… oops\, I meant flashlight\, water\, and as always your thirst for that sweet sweet nectar of the gods! 3pm show\, 3:30 go \nWhat to expect: Show up and find out! \nSide note: we may be able to have a fire/fire pit\, so bring yer wood! “Uh\, huh huh\, it says wood. Heh\, heh\, yeah.”
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1493/
LOCATION:Vivaldi Park\, 1249 Seven Hills Dr\, Henderson\, NV\, 89052\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190219T180000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190219T220000
DTSTAMP:20260405T093033
CREATED:20190216T052825Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20190216T053215Z
UID:1747-1550599200-1550613600@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:SCH3 #150
DESCRIPTION:The Tuesday after December’s full moon happened to fall on Christmas\, and your tyrant picked up a bad case of hash crud at Tex-Mex before what would’ve been the January trail…but Sin City is back!  Not only is it somewhat of a milestone hash (#150’s a nice round number)\, but this Snow Moon trail will be on the actual full moon.  w00t! \nI heard we may have some international visitors\, so trail will be in a central-ish location: Sunset Park.  6:00 show\, 6:45 go.  Park in the south lot and look for half-minds.  Bring the usual: $8\, flashlight\, whistle\, virgins\, visitors\, and a thirst for the golden nectar.  Will we C U Next Tuesday?  We hope so!
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/sch3-150/
LOCATION:Sunset Park\, 36.063350\, -115.115831
CATEGORIES:Trails
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190223T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190223T200000
DTSTAMP:20260405T093033
CREATED:20190222T042619Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20190222T042619Z
UID:1755-1550934000-1550952000@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1494
DESCRIPTION:BRING A FLASHLIGHT!\nExact location of Fiesta parking lot TBD…stay tuned.\nReturn of the Urban Shiggy – “It Edition”\nCum one\, cum all\, to the worst trail of 2019!\nBring $5\, a virgin\, a whistle\, and a thirst for the golden nectar.\n“They all float down here.”\nBRING A FLASHLIGHT!
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1494/
LOCATION:FIesta Henderson\, 777 W Lake Mead Pkwy\, Henderson\, NV\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190302T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190302T200000
DTSTAMP:20260405T093033
CREATED:20190226T204230Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20190226T204230Z
UID:1772-1551538800-1551556800@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1495
DESCRIPTION:Has your life felt like it’s had a lack of dogs and booze in it recently? Do you feel upset that your furry friend isn’t joining you on your weekly run and as if your pupper would enjoy an afternoon with a bunch of half minds (that answer should always be yes.) Well come on out this weekend and bring your fur children with you for this doggo focused trail!!! \nPark in the lot between the N-NW corner of Centennial Hills Library and the south end of Centennial Hills Park and look for hashers. The closest crossroads are N. Buffalo Drive and Deer Springs Way. \nBring $5\, a whistle\, a vessel\, virgins\, your knee-high best friends\, and a thirst for the golden nectar. ON ON!!
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1495/
LOCATION:Centennial Hills Park\, 7101 N Buffalo Dr\, Las Vegas\, NV\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
END:VEVENT
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190308T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190308T230000
DTSTAMP:20260405T093033
CREATED:20190304T191531Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20190304T191531Z
UID:1783-1552071600-1552086000@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:ASSH3 #15
DESCRIPTION:Holy Hell there’s a trail this week!!! \nGet ready for a tour of Summerlin with Twitch and Feách! The trail may be mountainous\, wet\, and overall treacherous! I.e. it’s a pavement pounder. \n***Bring extra cash for a special check*** \nTrail will be A to A\, there will be a turkey-eagle split where the eagles may or may not run the outline of a raging boner on their GPS track. With that said\, make sure to bring protection! \nBring hash cash\, headlamp\, vessel\, and a thirst for the golden nectar! \nDoggos: Yup\nKiddos: Nope\nTinder hoes: Nope \nIf you bring a virgin you get a free banana!!!! \nOn-After: Hot Tub H3 At my place. Bring a towel and your birthday suit err… bathing suit. PM Fetch or Twitch if you need the address. \nCum hash with the ASS!!!
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/assh3-15/
LOCATION:ASSH3 #15 start\, 10000 Banburry Cross Dr\, Las Vegas\, NV\, 89144\, United States
CATEGORIES:ASSH3,Trails
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190309T080000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190309T170000
DTSTAMP:20260405T093033
CREATED:20190307T165618Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20190309T020826Z
UID:1789-1552118400-1552150800@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1496
DESCRIPTION:It is time for this year’s Trishapalooza Pajamajam! My favorite time of year! I get to show the Universe how large my ego is!!! It has to see–I am it’s center\, after all! \nThere will be Trishananigans! Trail! Treats! and more!! \nFor the trail: \nMeet at the Intersection of Far Hills and Fox Hills. Behind the food trucks if they are still there. Enjoy a taco if desired. Look for hashers!\n3:00 show\, 3:30 go \nBring: 5.00\, thirst for the golden nectar\, virgins\, vesels\, and wear your pajamas!
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1496/
LOCATION:Far Hills Ave & Fox Hill Dr\, 36.1826374\,-115.3601508
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190316T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190316T200000
DTSTAMP:20260405T093033
CREATED:20190314T040646Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20190314T040646Z
UID:1797-1552748400-1552766400@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1497
DESCRIPTION:Cum celebrate ???St. Paddy’s Day??? weekend with the best friends $5 can pay for! \nBe sure to wear a kilt (or tutu!)\, something GREEN\, and bring your I.D. and some extra money ? in case you get extra thirsty at the?Beer Check?. \nTrail Deets: \n☘️WHO: You and 30 other bare-assed\, kilted half-minds\, and your hares\, Golden McEagle and Hunka Hunka McBurnin’ Sh!te; \n☘️WHAT: You know the McDrill (if you have to ask\, you don’t know); \n☘️WHEN: Happy Hour begins at 2:00 ($2 domestic bottles\, drafts\, and well drinks; $6 Jamo shots ?). HARES AWAY at 3:30ht.\n\n☘️WHERE: Paddy’s Pub\, near the intersection of Flamingo/Pecos. \n☘️WHY: Cuz\, let’s face it\, you’ve got fek-all-else to do\, you really need to work off that crap food you ate for lunch this week\, and b/c you like us! If that’s not enough… GREEN BEER! \n☘️Trail will NOT be dog friendly (sorry puppers!) \n☘️Call (702) 390-HASH for additional information
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1497/
LOCATION:Paddy’s Pub\, 4160 S Pecos Rd\, Las Vegas\, NV\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190319T180000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190319T220000
DTSTAMP:20260405T093033
CREATED:20190220T051531Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20190306T005422Z
UID:1752-1553018400-1553032800@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:SCH3 #151
DESCRIPTION:Get ready for urban shiggy as Fetch takes the pack over/around/through Whitney Mesa. Should be good viewing of the nearly-full moon (trail’s a couple days before). \nBring the usual: $8\, whistle\, flashlight (or other preferred illumination device)\, virgins\, visitors\, and a thirst for the golden nectar. Will we C U Next Tuesday?
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/sch3-151/
LOCATION:Whitney Mesa Trailhead\, 36.064725\, -115.063327
CATEGORIES:Trails
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190323T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190323T200000
DTSTAMP:20260405T093033
CREATED:20190320T162845Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20190320T162845Z
UID:1801-1553353200-1553371200@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1498
DESCRIPTION:There will be desert and maybe dessert ASS the hares celebrate their own birthdays with a trail just for you. Bring gloves and birthday presents. Be prepared for the exact opposite of the trail we just ran this past Saturday. It may not last long\, but you’ll be satisfied… \nWhat: Hash\, we need all of the 4wd vehicles the hash can offer\nWhen: Saturday 3pm show\, 330 caravan into the desert.\nWhy: It’s our birthday!\nWho: Pearlz of Jizzdom\, Matthew McKindagay\, Just Stella and Just Porter\nHow: We are going to lay you a trail to find beer\nCost: $5\nDoggable: Yep\nGnar level: 4.5 out 5 shakka bro’s\nHuh: Turkey and Eagle Options\nKids: Can if you want\, but I”m not having any more.\nOn-Afters: 2821 Bridleton Ave\, Las Vegas NV 89191. Pool will be warm. \nNote: If you miss the caravan of 4wd vehicles you may not make it to start. Just saying.
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1498/
LOCATION:Moapa Paiute Travel Plaza\, I-15 and Valley of Fire Hwy\, Moapa\, NV\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190330T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190330T200000
DTSTAMP:20260405T093033
CREATED:20190327T032622Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20190327T032829Z
UID:1814-1553958000-1553976000@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1499
DESCRIPTION:Wankers & Diddlers!! \nThis is the era of getting out of the Box… or in this case\, the city!! Valley of Fire last week\, Jean next week\, so for this week let’s enjoy a trip to Beautiful Boulder City!! Weather is warming up… we know you’ll be thirsty\, so lets wet some whistles together! \nYour hares are very prepared and trail has been thoroughly scouted. We should be easy to catch as we stumble through the wilderness. \nHares: Plan B-Van\, Flame Thrower\, & Tunnel Of Luv \nLocation: 301 Arizona St\, Boulder City\, NV 89005\, Head (WSH) East on Arizona until it curves to the right and a dirt area is revealed for parking. (check out Tunnel’s post with picture below) \nCost: $5\n\nDogs: YES-ish. Scouting revealed lots of glass\, there are parts where you can be close to true trail but maintain a safe walking path for the pups however there is still a possibility that your pups could be exposed to broken glass. We strongly suggest taking precautions/puppy shoes for parts of trail. \nKids: Nope – Beerfest+trail+circle not the best combo for the childrens \nBring:\nLights\nSpare liver\nShiggy Socks\nVirgins\nWater\nVessel\nWhistle\nVirgins\nThirst for the Golden Nectar \nIf you want to get out there early Boulder City is holding their annual Beerfest in the park. If you opt for VIP early purchase tickets ($45) you can enjoy the festival for 2 hours before trail!! (Your hares will be sufficiently inebriated). If you’re lucky maybe we’ll purchase a beer check from the festival and provide you with something better than Natural Light? \nWe do not see any Groupon specials yet\, but that doesn’t mean it won’t happen. We’ll keep you updated. \nTickets:\nhttps://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-7th-annual-boulder-city-beerfest-tickets-52923019175 \nVIP tickets are $45 in advance for early entry at 1pm\, or $35 in advance for the 3pm general admission time\, until March 29th. Tickets will be available at the event untill we reach capacity. Day of festival tickets (if available) are $60 VIP and $45 GA.
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1499/
LOCATION:BFE #1499\, 301 Arizona St\, Boulder City\, NV\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190406T110000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190406T170000
DTSTAMP:20260405T093033
CREATED:20190405T154846Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20190405T154846Z
UID:1822-1554548400-1554570000@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1500
DESCRIPTION:Cum one\, cum all\, to celebrate the 1500th running of the Las Vegas Hash House Harriers (Viva Las Vegas!) in virgin shiggy. \nTURKEY Hares: Have Shit/Will Travel & Gives Good Head (4-5 miles)\nEAGLE Hares: Pee In Her Butt & Koresh (6-8 miles) \nShittiest trail of the year\, we guarantee it! \nSpecial start time at the Pioneer Saloon. \n11:00 – Prelube with our annual FREE keg at the Pioneer Saloon\n12:00 – Shuttle away to The Box-have your shit together\n\nDON’T BE LATE. Box is NOT at Pioneer Saloon \nBring $5\, a whistle\, a virgin\, and a large thirst for the (free) golden nectar! Bring a camera. \nDog friendly but leash recommended as this is verified mountain lion\, bobcat\, and coyote territory. Mother fuckin shiggy\, bitches. \nPlease RSVP.
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1500/
LOCATION:Pioneer Saloon\, 310 NV-161\, Goodsprings\, NV\, 89019\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190413T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190413T200000
DTSTAMP:20260405T093033
CREATED:20190411T145813Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20190411T150001Z
UID:1825-1555167600-1555185600@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1501
DESCRIPTION:This weeks trail will be at Joes’ Bar 2851 North Rancho Drive Las Vegas NV\, 89130.\n3:00 show 3:30 go\nHash cash: 5 bucks you fucks\nBring your happy ass to the northside to have some of the best food Chicago has to offer in The Valley.\nTrail is not dog friendly\nBring money\nbring ID\nThirst for the golden nectar\nBring a Name for Asshole Todd
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1501/
LOCATION:Joe’s Bar\, 2851 N Rancho Dr\, Las Vegas\, NV\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190416T180000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190416T220000
DTSTAMP:20260405T093033
CREATED:20190413T160019Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20190413T160019Z
UID:1845-1555437600-1555452000@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:SCH3 #152 - Pick-Up & DP
DESCRIPTION:Planning came up a bit short and I’ll just be one day back from Rocky Point\, so you get a chance at being the hare this month!  Meet up at Paradise Pub at the usual time: 6:00 show\, 6:45 spin-the-bottle to see who hares first.  $6 hash cash since we’re at Paradise Pub and there’s pretty decent grub next door at Guilt-Free Glutton. \nAlso\, former Vegas hasher BVDiva is in town\, so here’s your chance to say “hi.”  Will we C U Next Tuesday?
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/sch3-152-pick-up-dp/
LOCATION:Paradise Pub\, 955 Grier Dr\, Las Vegas\, NV\, 89119\, United States
CATEGORIES:Trails
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190427T170000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190427T220000
DTSTAMP:20260405T093033
CREATED:20190425T212412Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20190515T170250Z
UID:1851-1556384400-1556402400@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1504
DESCRIPTION:Wankers and Diddlers\, hashers left behind not attending Phoenix RDR. Your Hares have pulled a trail out of their asses last minute and will attempt to cheer you up with a shitty tour of the airport\, maybe we’ll throw in a round of golf who knows what will happen when the new GM is away and the wankers will play??!! \nHares: Pearlz Of Jizzdom & Tunnel Of Luv \nWhen: 5 PM Show 5:30 go! take note of the new start time!! \nWhere: parking lot off E. Tropicana & Kelch put “Bluegreen Vacations Club 36” in your GPS and you should find your way. \nBring: $5\, Hashers\, Virgins\, Whistles\, Vessel\, Shoes (i saw some water who knows – its certainly not clean)\, Shiggy socks\, ID\, $$\, Virgins\, and last but not least Thirst for the golden nectar.
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1504/
LOCATION:36.101300\, -115.156342\, 36.101300\, -115.156342
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20190504
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20190506
DTSTAMP:20260405T093033
CREATED:20190412T034534Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20190515T170243Z
UID:1829-1556928000-1557100799@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1505 - Burning Hare Campout
DESCRIPTION:Due to the extra hash logistics involved\, we are asking that you register in advance: \n– Registration – Who’s Cumming – \nHash cash for this weekend will be $36\, which covers beer\, snacks at circle\, dinner on SaTURDay\, and breakfast on Sunday. You pay now! \n\nShit\, it’s getting closer\, better post some details… “How’s the build coming along POP?” Uhm…it’s coming! I’m coming! \n“So what is this exactly?” It’s a camping trip. It’s a hash. It’s a burner event. It’s all three! “Wow.” \n“So\, uh\, like\, what are we going to do?” We are going to camp. We are going to hash. We are going to burn shit. \n“Is this going to be expensive?” I guess that’s a subjective question\, but generally\, no. As of now the rego fee is $35. Regos will be open soon. \nWhat should I bring?” Glad you asked! it will be hot during the day and cool at night so plan accordingly. You’ll also want something to sleep on/in (tent/vehicle) and maybe a chair\, maybe bring some water and car snacks while you’re at it. Beer will be provided\, gonna get a keg of something fancy and something cheap and of course there will be canned trail and circle beer. Never hurts to bring reserve alcohol though…RESERVE ALCOHOL. BRING A VESSEL! LAST THING WE NEED IS RED SOLO CUPS BLOWING ACROSS THE LANDSCAPE. “But I’m going to get hungry POP!” I know. You just sat in a car for two hours and you ran trail. Don’t worry. Circle snax and dinner will be provided. So will breakfast on Sunday morning. “But POP\, I’m Vagetarian!” Don’t worry my friend\, I’ve got you covered! “Booze and food…cool…outfits…costumes…?” There is no theme but PLEASE do not use that as an excuse to not wear something fun! Skin to win! \n“Camping\, huh? Where am I supposed to take a shit? Is this at a campground? Where’s the shower?” Whoa! Slow your roll there Captain Glamper! There is no camp site. There is no running water. There is no water. There is no shitter. There is no picnic table. “Are you fucking kidding me?!” No. But if that’s what you’re thinking at this point you might consider sitting this one out. Seriously though\, we are not at a campsite. We are going to be in BFE. If you enjoy the finer things in life Puh-Leaze do not join us! Back to the first question though\, I have purchased a small pop-up tent thingy and a toilet seat thingy and I will erect a makeshift poop tent. So if you really have to take a dump or do girl stuff there will be a private place for that. \n“Uh\, okay\, can I drive my Triumph up there?” You can do whatever you want! The current plan is to meat (meat!) at the Love’s truck stop at I-15 and US93 (north of Vegas) at 11:30am on Saturday May 4th. The group will leave at Noon\, sharp! “A half hour window? I don’t think I can make that.” Okay? “How far from there?” The drive from the truck stop to the site is a little under two hours\, can’t remember for sure. “Will my Camaro make it up there?” We’ve had one Camaro up there in the past and a Corolla! The dirt road is in good shape. “So Everyone should take their own vehicle\, yeah?” Uhm\, no. You should carpool. I already know how cheap you are! Why not save a few bucks?! “But I don’t know anyone!” Jesus! It’s not that hard\, I’ll even create a carpool thread! Really though\, we don’t need 50 fucking vehicles\, do your best to consolidate! “Really though\, I won’t be on time\, can I get directions??” No. Fuck off. Be there or be square. \n“This sounds like a lot of work.” Uhm\, yeah\, I don’t really know how to respond to that. \n“Will it be fun?” This will be the 6th time that I’ve done a similar event out here. It’s been fun in the past. \n“Oh\, gosh POP\, I’m so busy these days.” I know. Life is a struggle. Fortunately you’ll be gone for less than 24 hours and all that other stuff you have to do will still be there when you get back! Probably gonna cap it around 50 regos though so be quick! \n“What else do I need to know?” Again\, glad you asked!\nI LOVE the place that I’m taking you to! Please don’t fuck it up!\n—-There are petroglyphs in the area\, although probably not on trail. Please do not touch the petroglyphs https://www.nps.gov/petr/learn/historyculture/takecare.htm\n—-Do not litter. Hashers\, not trashers. Please pick up any MOOP (matter out of place).\n—-Do NOT geotag or otherwise describe the location of this place. Social media pics and videos are fine but do NOT post where we are at. Social media has had such a horrible impact on the outdoors. I have invited you here because I trust you to keep this place a secret. Try me. Post the location and there will be a confrontation. “Jesus POP! WTF is your problem?!” I love the outdoors and l love people that love the outdoors. Some people do not respect what nature has to offer and I would not like those people to visit this place. “Yeah\, but I love social media!” You should go to Gold Strike Hot Springs then. Plenty of garbage\, used underwear\, and selfie sticks there! You’ll feel right at home! “Got it\, so we’re cool\, right?” Right!\n—-No driving at night\, too many drunk hashers about. Nobody deserves to be run over.\n—-“I’m generally cranky/bossy/bitchy/uninformed/ignorant/stupid and like to tell others what to do instead of modifying my own behaviors and responses to a situation. Is that cool?” No. Take two steps back\, shut the fuck up\, and everything will be fine! “But But But…” No.\n—-“Wow\, POP! Sounds like you have a lot invested into this. Anything I can do to help you?” Nostradamus up in this bitch! A few ideas:\n–Bring a positive attitude!\n–I hate garbage\, just a personal vendetta! Please don’t bring a bunch of crap and expect me to haul it away for you! I’ll provide a bin for recyclables and a bin for burnables. Pack YOUR OWN trash out!\n–“Do you have enough wood?” Thanks for honing in on one of my favorite words. I should\, but wood is like alcohol\, can you ever have enough? If you have any scrap wood at your house\, photo albums of your ex\, old tax documents\, etc\, bring it and we will burn it!\nWater and booze. Like I said\, I’ll try to provide all the beer but who knows how long that will hold out. I will also have some water on hand but please bring what you think you will need for your personal use.\n–“You really sound cynical POP. You sure you’ re okay? Anything I can really do to help you?”\nI’m fine! Really! The only way I can put this event on is by the fact that my work schedule is very flexible. I have a ton of time\, effort\, and personal expense into this. You are my friends and all I really want is to have a fun time. A really fun time! If you have jack shit to do\, contact me and I’ll come up with a task for you!\n–Bring a table. We can never have enough tables! 🙂\n🙂 \n\n \nRegistration\n[gravityform id=”8″ title=”false” description=”false”] \n\n \nWho’s Cumming\n[gravityview id=”1838″ page_size=”150″ sort_field=”date_created”]
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1505/
LOCATION:BFE #1504\, 12501 Apex Great Basin Way\, North Las Vegas\, NV\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190510T183000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190510T223000
DTSTAMP:20260405T093033
CREATED:20190508T191658Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20190508T191658Z
UID:1882-1557513000-1557527400@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:ASSH3 #17
DESCRIPTION:She’ll be cummin round the mountain when she cums! I don’t know about you but I came 6.9 times just thinking about those mountainous mammary breasticles\, I know you will too. \nWhat: Trail you half-wits\nHares: Pearlz of Jizzdom and Family Vibes\nWhere: Majestic Softball Park (back left corner of the park near shipping containers)\nWhen: 1830 show…1930 Go!\nWhy: The ever-looming potential of bukkake\, sorry no that’s my Saturday. Because beer\, I get my days mixed up. Dogo’s welcome\, virgins for sacrifice; preparation-h your holes for 2ish T-4ish E miles with all of the mountain terrain you could wish to look at. Hash Cash is $5 and bring a headlamp so you don’t get wacked by blew hole’s massive dong on trail.
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/assh3-17/
LOCATION:Majestic Softball Park\, 10275 W Alexander Rd\, Las Vegas\, NV\, 89129\, United States
CATEGORIES:ASSH3,Trails
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190511T170000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190511T220000
DTSTAMP:20260405T093033
CREATED:20190501T195723Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20190515T170233Z
UID:1855-1557594000-1557612000@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1506
DESCRIPTION:Your hares will be Everlasting Slobstopper and Just Thibeaux\, and you ain’t the boss of us!! \nTime: 5:00 show\, 5:30 go! \nBring: Hash Cash\, Bar money\, ID\, whistle\, virgins\, and a thirst for the golden nectar! \nDo not bring: doggos or rugrats
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1506/
LOCATION:Ellis Island Casino & Brewery\, 4178 Koval Ln\, Las Vegas\, NV\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190517T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190517T230000
DTSTAMP:20260405T093033
CREATED:20190516T210351Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20190516T210420Z
UID:1907-1558119600-1558134000@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:ASSH3 #18
DESCRIPTION:Alcoholiday will be turning 40. Therefore\, this will be an Edward Fortyhands trail. Please come provisioned with two 40 oz bottles of beer/malt liquor for the start of trail. Bottles must be empty before circle. If you finish at least 1 bottle by the beer check\, you can free that hand to go pee. It will be replaced by a smaller bottle before leaving the beer check. \nStart will initiate by the Island Bar & Grill. Feel free to pop by early and prelube inside. This will be A-B trail. Remember your 40’s for trail !!! I’ll bring the duct tape.
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/assh3-18/
LOCATION:Island Bar & Grill\, 2660 S Maryland Pkwy #24\, Las Vegas\, NV\, United States
CATEGORIES:ASSH3,Trails
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190518T170000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20190518T220000
DTSTAMP:20260405T093033
CREATED:20190501T195918Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20190516T210706Z
UID:1858-1558198800-1558216800@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1507
DESCRIPTION:Alcoholiday’s 40th birthday trail (on his actual birthday!)\, shall incorporate some classic elements of Las Vegas shiggy\, coupled with a special surprise for the first 40 people who pay hash cash. \nPlease park on the dirt space ACROSS from Desert Oasis High School\, not on school grounds itself. A to A-prime trail. End is in flux due to rapidity of local construction\, but will be walk-able to start. \nPlease bring $5\, flashlight\, whistle\, H2O\, and a thirst for the golden nectar. Everything else is negotiable\, but please be aware of desert shiggy hazards. 5:00 show – 5:30 hares away!
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1507/
LOCATION:Desert Oasis High School\, 6600 W Erie Ave\, Las Vegas\, NV\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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