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LAST-MODIFIED:20160403T162315Z
UID:261-1460214000-1460232000@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVH3 1342 - A Girl Named Spew & Just Dennis
DESCRIPTION:
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1342/
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20160402T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20160402T200000
DTSTAMP:20260409T104504
CREATED:20160203T214701Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20160402T205735Z
UID:260-1459609200-1459627200@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVH3 1341- Just Amanda\, Just Nicole\, & Golden Eagle
DESCRIPTION:Bring $5\, whistle\, virgins\, visitors\, & thirst for the Golden Nectar. \nTrail is *not* dog friendly. \nMisdirections: East on Lake Mead Pkwy then North on Lake Las Vegas Pkwy then West on Galleria Dr. Terrazza Park will be on your right. There are three different areas to park\, park wherever and look for Hashers. \nNo need for money on trail but IDs are always smart just in case you get arrested for your own dumb shenanigans. And as always\, if you get hurt it’s your own F’in fault! \nOn-After:\nMountainSide\n1442 E Lake Mead Pkwy\, Henderson\, NV 89015\nhttp://www.orbtaverns.com \nQuestions?: Text Just Amanda 207-577-2773
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1341/
LOCATION:Terrazza Park\, 1992 E Galleria Dr\, Henderson\, NV\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20160326T100000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20160326T150000
DTSTAMP:20260409T104504
CREATED:20151229T155946Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20160322T143005Z
UID:209-1458986400-1459004400@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVH3-1340: Picture Me Naked
DESCRIPTION:Beach Bunny Brishabalooza. Because alliteration’s awesome! \nLooks like if I want to go hashing I need to take it over and change the time! So I did! Note: 10:00 show\, 10:30 go. And I’m stepping away from the Pajamajam tradition. too hot. \nSo to get to the Brishabalooza box:\nGo to Sunset Park. We are meeting in the parking lot on Eastern closest to Sunset Road. Park\, look for hashers. \nRemember: 10:00 show\, 10:30 go. \nBring $5.00\, whistle\, ID for trail\, virgins\, visitors\, thirst for the golden nectar. Not dog friendly. \nBliss\,\nTrisha
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1340/
LOCATION:Sunset Park\, 36.063350\, -115.115831
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20160319T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20160319T200000
DTSTAMP:20260409T104504
CREATED:20151229T155757Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20160317T162221Z
UID:208-1458399600-1458417600@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVH3-1339: Cuntcussion & Puss In Boobs
DESCRIPTION:Cum out to the Far Northwest for a shiggy terrific birthday Trail. Celebrate Cuntcussion hitting 48. This will also be a ST. PATRICK’S day trail so wear your green. Bring your Irish Spirit and bag of shenanigans. \nBring $5 hash cash\, whistle \, Cranium light (A MUST HAVE !!!) & thirst for the Golden Nectar. \n\n***This trail is A – A Prime circle will be .3 miles from the parking. \nMisdirections are as follows : Head (wsh) west on Charleston Blvd past the 215 towards Red Rock. Make the last Right on Sky Vista Dr. Before you leave civilization. Follow up till the end & make a right on Desert Moon follow straight and go around the round about & the park is on the left. \nAny questions contact Cuntcussion @ 702-927-7245 or Puss-in-Boobs @ 619-578-9289 \nThis trail is not dog friendly.
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1339/
LOCATION:Paseos Park\, 12122 Desert Moon Rd\, Las Vegas\, NV\, 89138\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20160305T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20160305T200000
DTSTAMP:20260409T104504
CREATED:20151229T155413Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20160226T211128Z
UID:206-1457190000-1457208000@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVH3-1337: Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn & 3.1Whore
DESCRIPTION:1337 G33K TR41L\nIf you don’t know how to read the above\, ask one of the IT guys at work to translate.  It’s trail #1337\, so it’d be a crime for it not to be a geek-themed trail.  Draw costume inspiration from sources like Revenge of the Nerds\, The IT Crowd\, The Matrix\, or something else I didn’t think up when I was writing this. \nMisdirections: get off the 215 at Las Vegas Blvd\, head south (wsh?) to Warm Springs Rd\, then head west.  RePete’s is on the north side of the street; if you cross the 15 overpass\, you’ve gone too far. \nThings to bring: $5 (ECAA*)\, whistle (ALHIAHH**)\, virgins\, visitors\, flashlight\, water (starting to get warm again)\, and a thirst for the golden nectar.  Pocket protectors\, propeller beanies\, slide rules (get off my lawn!)\, and HP-48s are among the things that would be theme-compliant\, as would certain T-shirts. \n* Exact change always appreciated. Break your $20s!\n** A loud hash is a happy hash!
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1337/
LOCATION:Home Plate\, 2460 W Warm Springs Rd\, Las Vegas\, NV\, 89119\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20160227T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20160227T200000
DTSTAMP:20260409T104504
CREATED:20151201T200505Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20160223T031527Z
UID:86-1456585200-1456603200@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVH3-1336: Grandpa's Next & Halloweenie Beerdini
DESCRIPTION:Halloweenie Beerthday Trail\nMisdirections: Take highway US-95 North to Exit 93\, Durango Drive. Turn right on Durango Drive and continue for 2.7 miles or until you get to the end of the road. The parking lot will be visible on the left hand side (on the corner of Moccasin Rd. and Durango Dr.). Parking is free. \nHares: Halloweenie Beerdini & Grandpa’s Next (575-644-7977) \n3:00 pm show / 3:30 pm Hares Away \nThings to Bring: $5\, whistle\, flashlight\, vessel\, virgins\, visitors\, and a thirst for the golden nectar. \nTheme: Super Heroes and Villains\, cum dressed to save or destroy the shittiest trail ever! Prize for best costume. \nTrail is dog friendly\, no need for money on trail. IDs are always smart just in case you get arrested for your own dumb shenanigans and as always if you get hurt it’s your own F’in Fault! \nOn-After: Lodge at Grand Teton Bar and Grill\, 8350 Grand Teton Dr.\, Las Vegas\, NV 89131
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1336/
LOCATION:Tule Springs Fossil Beds National Monument\, 36.33605555555556\,-115.27925
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20160220T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20160220T200000
DTSTAMP:20260409T104504
CREATED:20151201T200129Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20160220T173523Z
UID:84-1455980400-1455998400@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVH3-1335: Shit On My Face And Tell Me That You Love Me & Liquor Canoe
DESCRIPTION:Saturday\, February 20\, 2016\nLocation: Sunridge Park\, Henderson\n1010 Sandy Ridge Ave\, Henderson\, NV 89052\nPhone: (702) 390-HASH \nHares: Liquor Canoe & Shit On My Face And Tell Me That You Love Me \nRSVP: https://www.facebook.com/events/? \n3:00 pm show / 3:30 pm Hares Away \nBring: $5\, whistle\, flashlight\, vessel\, a thirst for the golden nectar\, warm clothes for circle. \nTrail is *not* dog friendly. \nShit On My Face And Tell Me That You Love Me & Liquor Canoe\n702-879-8454
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1335/
LOCATION:Sunridge Park\, 1010 Sandy Ridge Ave\, Henderson\, NV\, 89052\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20160213T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20160213T200000
DTSTAMP:20260409T104504
CREATED:20151201T200041Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20160208T153158Z
UID:83-1455375600-1455393600@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVH3-1334: Cuntcussion & Puss In Boobs
DESCRIPTION:Corner of 8th and Bonneville near the art district/Fremont. Just off Las Vegas Blvd. Free parking along the street. Come see 13 wedding chapels on Feb 13th! Dress in red\, best costume gets a prize. \nDog friendly\, no need for ID or money on trail (unless you get arrested). \n3pm show\, 3:30 go. \nHares Puss in Boobs 619-578-9289 and Cuntcussion 702-927-7245.
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1334/
LOCATION:8th St & Bonneville Ave\, 800 E Bonneville Ave\, Las Vegas\, NV\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20160206T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20160206T200000
DTSTAMP:20260409T104504
CREATED:20151201T200011Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20160206T054936Z
UID:82-1454770800-1454788800@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVH3-1333: Money Shot & Pedi-file
DESCRIPTION:Wankers & Diddlers\, Cum to Run #1333 \nYour hares\, Pedi-File and Money Shot will lead you to the beer. \nBring your thirst for the golden nectar\, flashlights\, vessel\, hash cash\, water\, and whistle. \nMisdirections: From 95 South\, go west on West Horizon Drive. Take a left on East Horizon Ridge Pkwy and go all the way to the end. Park at the SW Gas compression station.
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1333/
LOCATION:end of Horizon Ridge Pkwy\, 799 E Horizon Ridge Pkwy\, Henderson\, NV\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20160130T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20160130T200000
DTSTAMP:20260409T104504
CREATED:20151201T195927Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20160129T154920Z
UID:81-1454166000-1454184000@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1332
DESCRIPTION:One last trail before La Piazza closes!  (They’re looking to move.) \nBring the usual: $5 (exact change always appreciated)\, whistle (a loud hash is a happy hash)\, flashlight or headlamp (who said head?)\, virgins\, visitors\, and a thirst for the golden nectar.
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1332/
LOCATION:La Piazza\, 1000 N Main St\, Las Vegas\, NV\, 89101\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20160124T130000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20160124T150000
DTSTAMP:20260409T104504
CREATED:20160104T231017Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20160104T231017Z
UID:212-1453640400-1453647600@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:Mismanagement Meeting
DESCRIPTION:Open to all hashers to decide the direction of the hash for the next year\, and recruit volunteers for mismanagement.  Nominate your friends!
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/mismanagement-meeting/
LOCATION:La Piazza\, 1000 N Main St\, Las Vegas\, NV\, 89101\, United States
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20160123T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20160123T200000
DTSTAMP:20260409T104504
CREATED:20151201T195652Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20160121T164917Z
UID:80-1453561200-1453579200@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1331
DESCRIPTION:Nobody stepped up to hare\, so it’s a pick-up trail through the wetlands!  Bring the usual: $6\, whistle\, flashlight\, virgins\, visitors\, and a thirst for the golden nectar.  Also\, bring a bag of flour with which you can lay trail!  3 PM show\, 3:30 spin-the-PBR-can to see who hares first.
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1331/
LOCATION:Duck Creek Trailhead (wsh?)\, 5310 S Broadbent Blvd\, Las Vegas\, NV\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20160116T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20160116T200000
DTSTAMP:20260409T104504
CREATED:20151201T195355Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20160114T201113Z
UID:79-1452956400-1452974400@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1330
DESCRIPTION:Cum one\, cum all to this SaTURDee’s trail!  Bring the usual: $6 (exact change always appreciated)\, whistle (a loud hash is a happy hash)\, virgins\, visitors\, and a thirst for the golden nectar.
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1330/
LOCATION:Viola’s Tavern\, 4485 S Jones Blvd\, Las Vegas\, NV\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20160109T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20160109T200000
DTSTAMP:20260409T104504
CREATED:20151201T195315Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20160106T031710Z
UID:77-1452351600-1452369600@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1329
DESCRIPTION:Cum out for the first birthday trail of 2016!  There will be shiggy!  There will be beer!  There will be Weed…Jeremiah Weed\, that is! \nThings to bring: \n\n$6 (exact change always appreciated)\nwhistle (a loud hash is a happy hash)\nvirgins and visitors\nthirst for the golden nectar\n\nI wouldn’t count on this trail being dog-friendly due to broken glass out in the shiggy. \nMisdirections: \nTake the 95 around from wherever you are to Charleston\, head (wsh?) east on Charleston to Hollywood\, then head south on Hollywood to the park entrance.  Turn in\, go past the roundabout\, park near the baseball fields\, and look for hashers. \nOn-After: \nAces & Ales\, 3740 S Nellis Blvd
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1329/
LOCATION:Hollywood Regional Park\, 36.153336\, -115.023714
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20160102T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20160102T200000
DTSTAMP:20260409T104504
CREATED:20151201T195148Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20151231T153058Z
UID:75-1451746800-1451764800@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1328
DESCRIPTION:Calling all Wankers and Diddlers…\nCum one Cum all to the first official LVHHH (vlv!) trail of 2016 (ok maybe it’s the second if you count Rat Pack). Your harriettes Poke-A-Cuntess and Tunnel Of Luv bring you a shiggytastic experience which will have you shivering with excitement\, or it might just be the weather\, either way you are guaranteed to have a good time getting dusty in the wild wild east of Henderson! \nWeather is expected to drop to the mid-thirties once the sun sets… be prepared. \nTrail is dog friendly (unless we take a wrong turn\, and if they can handle the cold) \nThings to bring\n\n$6 (exact change always appreciated)\nFLASHLIGHT\, Cranium Lamp\, Light up Pants! (yes\, really\, it gets dark early these days)\nWhistle (a loud hash is a happy hash!)\nWater\nVirgins\nVessel\nDress shoes… no actually shoes with a good grip.\nSHIGGY socks\nVisitors\nThirst for the golden nectar\n\nMisdirections\nGet in my box: \n\nTake 215 East til the freeway ends and turns into Lake Mead. OR take the 95 South and exit on Lake Mead Pkwy.\nTravel along E Lake Mead Pkwy (about 4 miles) to N Pueblo Blvd\, turn Right or East\, Travel south on N Pueblo Blvd\, turn left at Essex Ave.\nPavements ends at Essex & Magic Way\, continue another ½ mile on the fairly maintained dirt road til you come to a large water cylinder.\nShould be plenty of parking at the end of the dirt road.\n\nNOTE: If you have a smaller non dirt friendly vehicle park at Magic & Essex and hitch a ride in. If you plan to park on pavement please let one of us know.
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1328/
LOCATION:LVHHH #1328 start\, 36.0635388\,-114.9343354
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20160101T093000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20160101T130000
DTSTAMP:20260409T104504
CREATED:20151211T052807Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20151228T163845Z
UID:187-1451640600-1451653200@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:RPHHH #17
DESCRIPTION:Your Hares\, Pees in her Butt\, Hop-A-Long Catastrophe\, HaveShitWillTravel \n9:30 a.m. Show\n10:16 a.m. Hares away \nNOT DOG FRIENDLY \nBring $10\, I.D.\, Flashlight\, Extra $$\,\nyour Rat Pack Vessel (if you have one)\,\nBack Sliders\, Visitors\, and Virgins\nA thirst for the golden nectar. \nRSVP appreciated:\nhttps://www.facebook.com/events/1279483702078845/ \nQuestions\nHSWT 702.524.1827
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/rphhh-17/
LOCATION:Kelly’s Kasino\, 1606 W Oakey Blvd \, Las Vegas\, NV\, United States
CATEGORIES:RPHHH,Trails
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20151226T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20151226T200000
DTSTAMP:20260409T104504
CREATED:20151201T190832Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20151225T200532Z
UID:73-1451142000-1451160000@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1327
DESCRIPTION:Have some new shoes to break in?  A new GPS watch or fitness tracker to try out?  Other new stuff for Christmas?  Just need to work off the excessive amounts of food and drink you put away?  Skip the after-Christmas sales nonsense and cum out to trail! \nBring the usual: $6 (exact change always appreciated)\, a whistle (a loud hash is a happy hash)\, flashlight\, cash & ID\, virgins\, visitors\, new shoes if you have ’em\, and a thirst for the golden nectar.
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1327/
LOCATION:Atomic Liquors\, 917 Fremont St\, Las Vegas\, NV\, 89101\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20151222T180000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20151222T233000
DTSTAMP:20260409T104504
CREATED:20151201T190627Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20151221T224745Z
UID:70-1450807200-1450827000@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:SCH3 #135 - White Trash Christmas Hash
DESCRIPTION:Pokey might be gaining in years but she also gains in youthful vibrancy\, this year could not have been more spectacular without her. \nStarting at Mingo\, Kitchen & Lounge\, amazing Happy Hour is 3-7 pm. Get there early! Did we mention $1.50 PBR??!! \nPlease join your harriettes Poke-A-Cuntess and Tunnel Of Luv as we celebrate Pokey’s White Trash Christmas Birthday Trail wearing whatever makes you feel most festive and more importantly WARM as we stagger around the Las Vegas Strip searching for the right watering hole to fill our boozy needs. \n6 PM Show ~ 6:30 PM Go! \nThings to bring: \n• $6\n• FLASHLIGHT\n• Whistle\n• ID & Money\n• Virgins\n• Visitors\n• Thirst for the golden nectar\n• Christmas Spirit!! \nTrail is not dog friendly.
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/sch3-135/
LOCATION:Mingo Kitchen & Lounge\, 1017 S 1st St\, Las Vegas\, NV\, 89101\, United States
CATEGORIES:Trails
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20151219T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20151219T200000
DTSTAMP:20260409T104504
CREATED:20151201T190338Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20151215T222127Z
UID:65-1450537200-1450555200@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1326
DESCRIPTION:Misdirections: Hash to meet at the Village Pub\, 2610 Regatta Dr LV 89128. Trail is A to A’. \nThings to bring: Headlamps\, a thirst for the golden nectar and your favorite Santa or Elf hat! Sorry\, but not dog friendly unless you can climb a ladder with your pup! \nHare: Cuntcussion 702-927-7245\nHelper: Puss in Boobs 619-578-9278 \n 
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1326/
LOCATION:Village Pub – Summerlin\, 2610 Regatta Dr\, Las Vegas\, NV\, 89128\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20151212T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20151212T200000
DTSTAMP:20260409T104504
CREATED:20151201T190152Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20151209T165811Z
UID:62-1449932400-1449950400@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1325
DESCRIPTION:Attention wankers\, diddlers\, sodomizers\, and… (dare I say it?) fornicators! \nThis week the revolutions of the Earth are conspiring to force Title 18 to change the first digit of his age (and hopefully the last digit as well\, or else he’s going to be even more depressed and whiny than usual). Now\, he did stop celebrating and/or recognizing birthdays\, holidays\, and workdays a long time ago\, but luckily for you he hasn’t stopped laying trails. \nLVHHHH #1325 is this Saturday\, and will only become a pick-up hash if Title 18 shows up too hung over to drag a bag of flour across the parking area. (no promises) \nThings to bring\n\n$6\nFLASHLIGHT (yes\, really\, it gets dark early these days)\nwhistle (a loud hash is a happy hash!)\nwater\nvirgins (please\, sir\, can I have some more?)\nvisitors\nthirst for the golden nectar\n\nTrail is not dog friendly\, per se \nTitle might be doing another A-B run to screw with all the SCBs (stop calling me that!)… then again\, he might not. Be prepared for a B van\, just in case. If you’re lucky there might even be a Turkey-Eagle Split (or 2?) somewhere in the middle. Give him a call or text if you need to find the on-in\, and remember he might not pick up if he’s currently underground. (Damn you 4G and your inability to penetrate the Earth!) \nMisdirections\nTo get to the box: Take 215 around to the west side\, and get off at Far Hills (one exit south of Summerlin Parkway\, one exit north of Charleston). Head (wsh?) west\, towards the mountains. Less than a mile away\, at the intersection with Desert Foothills Drive\, there’s a dirt parking area(ish) on the right side. Pull off and park there\, without blocking the small paved road (you’ll see it once you pull in) and without blocking the dirt road that leads at an angle deeper into the wilderness towards the construction trailers. No need to go far into the dirt\, the ‘box’ will be right there at the intersection. \nFor Mis-directions\, possible dirty talk\, and today’s lucky numbers\, call Title 18: 435-2l4-O819
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1325/
LOCATION:near Far Hills Ave & Desert Foothills Drive\, Far Hills Ave & Desert Foothills Drive\, Las Vegas\, NV\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20151205T093000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20151205T133000
DTSTAMP:20260409T104504
CREATED:20151130T225959Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20151201T190413Z
UID:7-1449307800-1449322200@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1324
DESCRIPTION:* * * SPECIAL START TIME * * * 9:30 AM * * * \nGate code at start: #3120 \n9:30 show… 10:00 go! \nDue to some special guests flying in from the frozen tundra\, Pees & Shuttle are postponing our annual Thanksgiving Brunch to the end of this early trail.  We will have the usual… turkey benedict\, pumpkin french toast\, cranberry mimosas\, spiced cider\, etc.  Bring a dish or feel free to clean out your fridge and get rid of your Thanksgiving left overs! \nBring a thirst for nectar. \nBring virgins. \nBring your appetites. \nON-ON
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1324/
LOCATION:PIHB & Shuttle Coque’s\, 6517 Sierra Diablo Ave\, Las Vegas\, NV\, 89130\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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