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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180106T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180106T200000
DTSTAMP:20260429T011058
CREATED:20171025T182355Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180221T221614Z
UID:1107-1515250800-1515268800@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1432
DESCRIPTION:Cum wet yer whistle and help kill the first hash keg of 2018! Fellow Caps\, Shitty Kiddy and Nanny\, are prematurely celebrating birthdays at the world famous Pioneer Saloon in Goodsprings\, AGAIN! \nWHAT: Trail #1431\, A Capricorn-y Hash\nWHEN: 3 p.m.\, Saturday\, January 6; Hares away by 3:15 p.m.; pack out by 3:30 p.m.\nWHERE: Pioneer Saloon\, 310 NV-161\, Goodsprings\, NV 89019\nMIS-DI-ERECTIONS: see below\nHARES: Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn & Nanny Pokely\nTRAIL: Desert shiggy\, not a ball-buster\nDOG FRIENDLY: Yes\nNOT BABY FRIENDLY: Not for strollers or at bar\nPRE-LUBE AND ON-AFTER: Pioneer Saloon — we have a keg to kill!\nBRING: $5.00\, vessel\, headlamp (wsh?!)\, a whistle\, thirst for the golden nectar\, and warmer clothes for circle \nWe recommend carpooling to the bar!
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1432/
LOCATION:Pioneer Saloon\, 310 NV-161\, Goodsprings\, NV\, 89019\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180113T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180113T200000
DTSTAMP:20260429T011058
CREATED:20171110T162643Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180221T221607Z
UID:1147-1515855600-1515873600@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1433
DESCRIPTION:Come one\, come all\, to the greatest last-minute pavement pounding the world has ever seen! Mostly cause my shiggy trails have yet to be properly scouted and not enough time to get on it.\nAlso\, in honor of all the cruising boozing wankers\, let’s make this a Island Theme trail. Wear islandy stuff like flip flops (if you dare 🙂 )\, Hawaiian shirts\, and swim trunks! \nHares: Stoned & Just Zacc \nBring: $5 hash cash\, water\, vessels\, light source\, visitors\, virgins\, ID\, cash (for bars)\, and a thirst for that sweet sweet golden nectar of the gods. \nCould be a doggo friendly trail if ya don’t feel like going inside to drink\, but not recommended. Some major street crossings will take place (bvfc!).
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1433/
LOCATION:Paradise Pub\, 955 Grier Dr\, Las Vegas\, NV\, 89119\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180120T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180120T200000
DTSTAMP:20260429T011058
CREATED:20171110T162755Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180221T221557Z
UID:1149-1516460400-1516478400@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1434
DESCRIPTION:This is a redux of the trail we attempted last Spring that got rained out. \nJoin Pukes & Poops and Anal Dipstick on a shiggyrific trail in the Northwest part of The Valley. 3p show\, 330p go! \nBring:\n$5 (exact change always appreciated)\nVirgins\nVisitors\na Headlamp (wsh?)\na whistle (a loud hash is a happy hash)\nand thirst for the golden nectar \nThis trail is not dog or child safe\n\nHow to get to trail:\nTake the 95 all the way North and exist at N. Durango Dr.\, head East till you can’t go any further. That is where it meets Moccasin Rd. This is where to park and look for Hashers. \nOn-After The Lodge at the corner of N. Durango Dr. and Grand Teton Dr.\nAddy:8350 Grand Teton Dr\, Las Vegas\, NV 89131 \nhttps://www.nps.gov/tusk/planyourvisit/directions.htm
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1434/
LOCATION:Tule Springs Fossil Beds National Monument\, 36.335961\, -115.279011
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180127T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180127T200000
DTSTAMP:20260429T011058
CREATED:20171110T162832Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180221T221537Z
UID:1151-1517065200-1517083200@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1435
DESCRIPTION:Trail #1434: The “Ode to my [Hash] Family” trail \nWhere: 3355 Cliff Shadows Parkway- Buckskin Cliff Shadows Equestrian Park\, look for hashers \nHares: FMA & Blew Hole \nWhat: The Ode to my [Hash] family trail will be in honor of the late Dolores O’Riordan. Cum prepared for lots of ups and downs\, plenty of shiggy\, about 13 beer/shot checks\, and some Irish drink and fare. Don your lucky Irish gear\, or Cranberries themed accouterments\, and be sure to bring a cranium lamp\, 5$ for the golden nectar\, warm clothes for circle\, and a thirst for beer and whiskey. \nNotes: Trail is doggo friendly. There will also be a PT/E split = Preggo Turkey/Eagle split in honor of our Returner High Twattage! Don’t be scared\, Eagle will be our usual 2-4 miles. PT will be shorter\, no obstacles. \nOn After: TBD
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1435/
LOCATION:Buckskin Cliff Shadows Park\, 3355 Cliff Shadows Pkwy\, Las Vegas\, NV\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180203T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180203T200000
DTSTAMP:20260429T011058
CREATED:20171110T162911Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180221T221443Z
UID:1153-1517670000-1517688000@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1436
DESCRIPTION:Diddlers and Wankers…R U Cumming? And now? One more!! \nJoin Short Bus Pile Drive Her and Cum in to the Danger Zone for the high flying thrills and chills of the Whitney Mesa! \nBox Parking: North side of Sunset – Whitney Mesa Trail Sunset Entrance – 1848 W Sunset Rd\, Henderson\, NV 89014 \nThe parking lot is kinda small sooo… \n\nGo for it! You’re a Lucky F*cker! You’ll probably get one!\nPre-Lube at PT’s Gold and carpool (or walk 0.6 miles).\nThere is plenty of parking 0.2 miles east on Sunset and N Arroyo Grande Blvd.\nBe a Rock Star – Uber!!\n\nBring the usual: $5 (exact change always appreciated)\, ID\, whistle\, flashlight\, virgins\, visitors\, and a thirst for the golden nectar. Not dog-friendly or kid-friendly\, so leave them at home. \nPre-Lube: PT’s Gold 1540 W Sunset Rd #140\, Henderson\, NV 89014\nOn-After: Miller’s Alehouse 594 N. Stephanie Street\, Henderson\, NV 89104 \nON ON!
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1436/
LOCATION:Whitney Mesa Trailhead\, 36.064725\, -115.063327
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180206T180000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180206T220000
DTSTAMP:20260429T011058
CREATED:20171101T212206Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180206T054813Z
UID:1125-1517940000-1517954400@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:SCH3 #139
DESCRIPTION:Total Eclipse of the Blue Moon Hash! \nWell\, due to scheduling\, we’re a bit past both the lunar eclipse and the blue moon\, but we do have a shiggyriffic trail lined up through some of SCH3’s original stomping grounds.  Will we C U Next Tuesday? \nBring the usual: $8 (exact change always appreciated)\, whistle\, flashlight\, virgins\, visitors\, and a thirst for the golden nectar. Mystery meat and haberdashery available after trail.
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/sch3-139/
LOCATION:Duck Creek Trailhead (wsh?)\, 5310 S Broadbent Blvd\, Las Vegas\, NV\, United States
CATEGORIES:Trails
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180210T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180210T200000
DTSTAMP:20260429T011058
CREATED:20171110T162958Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180221T221427Z
UID:1155-1518274800-1518292800@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1437
DESCRIPTION:Cum one\, cum all to Tunnel of Luv\, Gotta Eat Dick and Matthew McKindagay’s LUUUUV Trail! The thick and wide pack will skillfully penetrate the densest of shiggy; scaling peaks and valleys\, hugging curves\, and sliding through deep\, dark\, steamy\, tight places. You’ll know you’ve hit the right spot when you’ll be greeted with all hash’s foamy\, liquidy\, goodness that your face can handle! And remember\, what doesn’t go in you\, goes on you… anyway\, Cum blow your loads with us! Dress up in your pinkest of attires and get ready for an awesome trail! \nBring: $5\, whistle\, shoes with good tread are a must\, extra shoes\, vessel\, virgins\, flashlight\, thirst for golden nectar\, maybe a towel \nTo get to the box:\nArroyo Grande Sports Complex – 298 N Arroyo Grande Blvd\nPark your ride at the little league fields off Santiago Dr/N. Arroyo Grande Blvd look for the box in the ravine east of the parking lot. (subject to change upon final scouting) \nBring $ for On-After
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1437/
LOCATION:36.045446\,-115.053594\, 36.045446\,-115.053594
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180217T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180217T200000
DTSTAMP:20260429T011058
CREATED:20180209T191738Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180221T221410Z
UID:1273-1518879600-1518897600@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1438
DESCRIPTION:Cum out this Saturday to Lake Las Vegas to run trail with a visiting backslider!  Anal Sax is in town\, and he’s haring with Pee In Her Butt and Shuttle Coque. \nBring the usual: $5 (exact change always appreciated)\, whistle (a loud hash is a happy hash)\, flashlight\, water\, virgins\, visitors\, and a thirst for the golden nectar.  Don’t bring your dogs or kids…trail is neither dog-friendly nor kid-friendly.  It may not even be hasher-friendly. 🙂
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1438/
LOCATION:Mountain Lake Park\, 1020 Golda Way\, Henderson\, NV\, 89011\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180224T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180224T200000
DTSTAMP:20260429T011058
CREATED:20180209T191835Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180221T221318Z
UID:1276-1519484400-1519502400@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1439 - Mismanagement Meeting
DESCRIPTION:LVHHH (vlv!) MISMANAGEMENT UPDATE (Part Deux) \nThis week’s trail is being preempted by a hash-wide mismanagement meeting. Everyone’s invited and welcome to share feedback and recommendations. If you live around Vegas this is your hash\, and this is your chance to ensure you have a say in your LVHHH (vlv!) experience. A short(?) night trail will be laid at the end of the meeting. If you have any thoughts or agenda items that you want to make sure we cover\, feel free to message me before Saturday. \nThis will be a 3PM show\, 3:15PM start. If you’re attending the meeting\, please try to arrive on time so your arrival doesn’t interrupt everyone. A standard week’s worth of hash beer will be available to split between the meeting and the trail\, but you’re encouraged to BYOB\, to ensure we have enough for everyone to have their say without anyone committing the sin of dry lips. Chairs will NOT be available and the cement floor will be freezing cold\, so bring a folding chair if you’ve got one. The high is only supposed to be 53F\, and even inside a warehouse that will feel pretty damned cold. Dress warmly. (And bring a headlamp for trail.) \nSpeaking of the cold\, we’re moving the meeting location to inside Stoned’s work’s warehouse. See below for address. \nTwo rules: \n\nNo disrespecting others\nNo disrespecting Stoned’s place of employment (ie no leaving it smelling of stale beer and littered with trash)\n\nON-ON!
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1439/
LOCATION:Stoned’s warehouse\, 6355 S Pecos Rd #61\, Las Vegas\, NV\, 89120\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180303T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180303T200000
DTSTAMP:20260429T011058
CREATED:20180209T191945Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180301T225449Z
UID:1278-1520089200-1520107200@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1440
DESCRIPTION:***DISCLAIMER UP FRONT: THIS IS AN EAGLE-ONLY TRAIL. PROBABLY 6 or 7/10*** \nHold tight folks\, shit’s about to get weird. \nAlright so\, trail 1440 is going to be a dual trail; we’re gonna get double the pleasure and double the fun out if it. For those who aren’t willing to shotgun 6 beers on trail for suds and glory\, you can follow the trail like normal\, there will be normal beer checks as well. But for those who are …. I invite you to the first ever LVHHH (VLV!) Swill Team 6 mission! (See comments for SWT6 Instructions) \nBring: $5\, whistle\, shoes with good tread are a must\, gloves\, vessel\, virgins (and a banana if you bring a virgin)\, flashlight\, and thirst for golden nectar. \nTo get to the box: Use Google Maps link above or take 215 and get off (giggity) on W Ann and turn west towards the mountains. Make a right onto N. Shaumber then left onto W Tropical. Follow it down to the end. Its paved\, all cars can make it. \nBring $ for On-After
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1440/
LOCATION:BFE #1440\, 36.269778\,-115.342278
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180306T180000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180306T230000
DTSTAMP:20260429T011058
CREATED:20171116T230028Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180228T205547Z
UID:1162-1520359200-1520377200@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:SCH3 #140
DESCRIPTION:The worm moon is the last full moon of winter: \nhttps://www.timeanddate.com/astronomy/moon/worm.html \nWhen it comes to hashing\, what does that mean?  Cum to trail and find out!  (Your tyrant hopes it doesn’t involve tequila\, but he has no control over such things.)  Short Bus is setting our first west-side (barely) trail since SCH3’s resur-erection. \n6 PM show\, 6:45 go.  Meet near the sign.  Bring the usual: $8 (exact change always appreciated)\, whistle\, flashlight\, virgins\, visitors\, and a thirst for the golden nectar. \nWill we C U Next Tuesday?
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/sch3-140/
LOCATION:Wild Wild West\, 3330 W Tropicana Ave\, Las Vegas\, NV\, 89103\, United States
CATEGORIES:Trails
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180310T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180310T200000
DTSTAMP:20260429T011058
CREATED:20180209T192037Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180306T210358Z
UID:1280-1520694000-1520712000@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1441
DESCRIPTION:Trail #1441–ooh\, a palindrome!! Also Trishapalooza Pajamajam! Introducing Trishananigans!!! Don’t know what they are? Great! Cum out and see!\nDirections to the box clarifications: at the intersection of Crossbridge and Suncreek\, turn Right on to Crossbridge. Find dirt\, and park on it\, look for hashers.\nBring 5.00\, thirst for golden nectar\, virgins\, flashlights\, wear pajamas\, and bring your appetite.\n3:00 show\, 3:30 go. I’ll see you there!
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1441/
LOCATION:BFE #1441\, 36.166228\, -115.370712
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180317T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180317T200000
DTSTAMP:20260429T011058
CREATED:20180209T192202Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180315T223443Z
UID:1282-1521298800-1521316800@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1442
DESCRIPTION:Enjoy some edge of town shiggy as you get to face cold\, windy weather\, pointy desert plants\, old mines?\, green nectar and a tortoise for your hare. \nDirections: 215 to Rainbow or Buffalo (both exits work)\, exit heading (wsh?) South\, take it ALL the way until it t-bones (lol BONE) into Starr Ave. Turn right and drive until you reach the end of the road (B2M). If your dog is equipped for desert shiggy\, it’s pooch friendly. Flashlight for if it gets dark on ya. 3:00 show\, 3:30 go! On-on!
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1442/
LOCATION:BFE #1442\, 35.984215\, -115.265707
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180324T150000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180324T200000
DTSTAMP:20260429T011058
CREATED:20180209T192251Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180322T190344Z
UID:1284-1521903600-1521921600@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1443
DESCRIPTION:Join Uber Lube Her and Pukes & Poops for a trail through Sunset Park \n3pm show\, 3:30pm go \nBring:\n$5 (exact change always appreciated)\nVirgins\nVisitors\nID on trail\nA whistle (a loud hash is a happy hash)\nand….Thirst for the golden nectar\n\nLook at the map  for where The Box is/where trail starts at Sunset Park. There are multiple parking lots\, park wherever but find The Box half-minds. \nOn-after at\nBentley’s Bar and Grill\n2640 E Sunset Rd
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1443/
LOCATION:run start in Sunset Park for LVHHH #1443\, 36.068324\, -115.117496
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20180331
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20180401
DTSTAMP:20260429T011058
CREATED:20180209T192627Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180315T054503Z
UID:1288-1522454400-1522540799@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1444 - Onniversary
DESCRIPTION:Get on the bus! \nhttps://lvh3.org/wp/home/onniversary-2018/
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1444/
LOCATION:TBA
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20180401
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20180402
DTSTAMP:20260429T011058
CREATED:20180209T192715Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180315T054542Z
UID:1290-1522540800-1522627199@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1445 - Onniversary Recovery
DESCRIPTION:Get on the bus! \nhttps://lvh3.org/wp/home/onniversary-2018/
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1445/
LOCATION:TBA
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180403T180000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180403T220000
DTSTAMP:20260429T011058
CREATED:20171116T230737Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180403T051607Z
UID:1166-1522778400-1522792800@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:SCH3 #141
DESCRIPTION:(Let’s try this again…this time\, with the correct start time. 🙂 ) \nHares: Blew Hole & Fetch \nTrail: Pink moon trail. So wear something pink! A to A prime. \nTime: 6pm show\, 645 go \nBring: $8 Hash cash\, thirst for golden nectar\, Pink clothing\, cranium lamp\, whistle. \nWhere: Park at the dead end of Vegas Vista Trl at the base of Lone Mountain. There’s a small parking area there. \nVegas Vista Trl\nLas Vegas\, NV 89129 \nShort\, fun trail with plenty of boozy goodness.
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/sch3-141/
LOCATION:Lone Mountain Trailhead\, 36.240322\, -115.319938
CATEGORIES:Trails
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180407T170000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180407T220000
DTSTAMP:20260429T011058
CREATED:20180406T174236Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180406T174356Z
UID:1390-1523120400-1523138400@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1446
DESCRIPTION:*** SUMMER START TIME NOW IN EFFECT *** \n*** 5 PM SHOW\, 5:30 GO *** \nTRUST IN nUMB nUTS.\nHare: Numb Nuts\nParking is closer to the highway than it shows on the map.\nBring a virgin\, $5\, whistle\, and a thirst for the golden nectar.
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1446/
LOCATION:Fossil Canyon Trailhead\, 4053 Fossil Ridge Rd\, Las Vegas\, NV\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180414T170000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180414T220000
DTSTAMP:20260429T011058
CREATED:20180406T175018Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180406T175018Z
UID:1394-1523725200-1523743200@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1447
DESCRIPTION:Cum out for a shiggyriffic trail this Saturday. Your hare is Too Flat To Lay and this will be a dog friendly trail so bring your pups. The on after has outdoor seating too so you can bring your four legged friends if you want. Bring the usual: $5\, visitors\, virgins\, headlamp (wsh?)\, whistle ( a loud hash is a happy hash) and a thirst for the golden nectar. 5:00 pm show\, 5:30 go. \nTo get to the box: Take 215 to Summerlin parkway and go west until it ends. Go thru the opening for vehicles onto the road and take it to the top of the hill. Turn right\, park in the large flat area and look for hashers. On on! \nOn after: Toros Cantina and Gaming 11760 W Charleston Blvd\, LV NV 89138
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1447/
LOCATION:the end of Summerlin Parkway\, 36.192003\, -115.346572
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180421T170000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180421T220000
DTSTAMP:20260429T011058
CREATED:20180406T175116Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180406T175116Z
UID:1397-1524330000-1524348000@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1448
DESCRIPTION:
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1448/
LOCATION:TBA
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180428T170000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180428T220000
DTSTAMP:20260429T011058
CREATED:20180406T175204Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180425T055202Z
UID:1399-1524934800-1524952800@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1449
DESCRIPTION:Join your hares Pokey & Tunnel on an exciting adventure in house hunting; we will guide you through the epic neighborhoods of south Las Vegas BLVD. Whether you are looking for space for the in-laws\, party pads\, Tents\, or to avoid neighbors entirely\, we might have a few options along the journey! You are sure to find a treasure along the way. \nBring:\n$5 (or License to Hash 2018)\, Virgins\, Sun screen\, Water\, I.D.\, $$$$ (how else will you buy a house?)\, Sun Screen\, an Umbrella\, Realtor\, Backsliders\, water\, Shiggy socks (those manicured laws could get rough)\, Interior Designer\, Travelers\, Virgins\, and more Virgins. \nGet in the Box:\nLas Vegas Premium Outlets South AKA Belz outlet\, park in the very south east behind the main mall building (not the Annex) & look for hashers. Picture will be posted separately with location ASSistance . \nDog friendly\, but be mindful that the ground can be HOT\, so you should test it out yourself… barefooted before bringing out the pooch. (TRAIL dog friendly\, OnAfter not so much)
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1449/
LOCATION:Las Vegas South Premium Outlets\, 7400 Las Vegas Blvd S\, Las Vegas\, NV\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180501T180000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180501T220000
DTSTAMP:20260429T011058
CREATED:20171116T230427Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180501T024859Z
UID:1164-1525197600-1525212000@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:SCH3 #142
DESCRIPTION:‘Tis the season for high fertility\, so gird your loins and take caution as we maneuver through downtown by the glow of the moonlight. \nHare: Nanny Pokely\nTrail: A to A\nTime: 6 p.m. show; 6:45 go\nBring: Whistle\, head (wsh?) lamp\, chalk\, vessel\, thirst for the golden nectar\, bright/reflective apparel\, ID\, beer $ & $8 hash cash
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/sch3-142/
LOCATION:casa de Nanny\, 1431 Sweeney Ave\, Las Vegas\, NV\, United States
CATEGORIES:Trails
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180505T170000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180505T220000
DTSTAMP:20260429T011058
CREATED:20180406T175413Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180406T180115Z
UID:1401-1525539600-1525557600@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1450
DESCRIPTION:Como Estas Beeeches! \nIt’s Cinco De Mayo! This will be a themed hash where we’ll traverse the Rio Grande as either Mexicans or ICE Agents! So pack your ponchos and sombreros or go full moto in blacked out ICE gear. Regardless of the team you choose\, there’s guaranteed dirty water crossings\, yuuuuge walls to scale\, tequila checks\, tacos and we’re all gunna get the squirts! Fun day! \nDISCLAIMER: There will be portions of Eagle that require swimming. If you die\, it’s your own damn fault. You’ve been warned. Don’t try to cum back and haunt me cuz you were a dumbass. \nThis will be a nasty trail so bring towels\, a change of clothes\, penicillin\, and piles of condoms (best to double wrap it before getting in the soup). \nHares: Gotta Eat Dick and maybe another wanker or two\nWhere: TBD (East Side-ish) \n5:00pm Show\n5:30pm Go! \nBring: $5\, whistle\, shoes with good tread are a must\, extra shoes\, vessel\, virgins (and a banana if you bring a virgin)\, flashlight\, thirst for golden nectar\, maybe a towel or 3. \nTo get to the box:\nYou MUST take S. Hollywood (turns into Kodachrome Rd) all the way to start. If you’re only viewing a map it shows roads coming from the south. These are blocked and you can’t get through. Take S. Hollywood all the way down. It turns into a dirt road about a mile before start. All cars should be able to make it there no prob.
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1450/
LOCATION:BFE #1450\, 36.096806\,-114.980085
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180512T170000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180512T220000
DTSTAMP:20260429T011058
CREATED:20180406T175801Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180511T042525Z
UID:1404-1526144400-1526162400@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1451
DESCRIPTION:Join your hares Short Bus Pile Drive Her & Have Shit/Will Travel for a once in a life time trail. Due to the rapidly changing landscape of the space-time continuum this trail will cease to exist shortly after circle. We gotta hit it while it’s break’n!! \nBox will be at the normal time\, 5pm show / 5:30 go\, in the parking lot on the East side of the Lodge.\nBring all the normal gear\, Vessel\, Whistle\, $5\, ID\, Extra Water\, Virgins\, and a taste for the Golden Nectar. Bring a towel and extra socks too! \nThis is a half mind trail. Not stroller or dog friendly. \nOn After: Boulder City
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1451/
LOCATION:Hoover Dam Lodge\, 18000 US-93\, Boulder City\, NV\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180519T110000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180519T150000
DTSTAMP:20260429T011058
CREATED:20180406T175913Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180518T033321Z
UID:1406-1526727600-1526742000@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1452
DESCRIPTION:*** EARLY START *** 11 AM SHOW *** 11:30 GO *** \nEarly trail start to beat the heat and accommodate Numb Nuts and anyone else who wishes to go to Lee’s Beer & Tequila Experience (2:00 p.m. at the Thomas & Mack). It’s not the official on-after\, but an option. \nBring a wrapped gift (something cheap/free\, maybe and old hash item\, bargain booze or similar?). \nBring fleshlight… FLASHlight *autocorrect\, I.D. (you’ll need for trail)\, $5\, thirst for the golden nectar.
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1452/
LOCATION:Rum Runner Lounge\, 1801 E Tropicana Ave\, Las Vegas\, NV\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180526T170000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180526T220000
DTSTAMP:20260429T011058
CREATED:20180518T234959Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180518T234959Z
UID:1428-1527354000-1527372000@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1453
DESCRIPTION:
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1453/
LOCATION:TBA
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180529T180000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180529T220000
DTSTAMP:20260429T011058
CREATED:20180222T055141Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20220916T172332Z
UID:1350-1527616800-1527631200@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:SCH3 #143
DESCRIPTION:
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/sch3-143/
LOCATION:TBA
CATEGORIES:Trails
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180602T120000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180603T150000
DTSTAMP:20260429T011058
CREATED:20180530T161532Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180530T161532Z
UID:1434-1527940800-1528038000@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1454
DESCRIPTION:Trail #1454 – Party On Prick SPECIAL CAMPING TRAIL!! \nFirst of all\, thanks to Tunnel for scouring my FB page for the stupidest photo possible. Nice work! I won’t go into what almost happened later that day… \nSo here’s the Deets: \nShow at the Desert Wildlife Refuge Visitors Center at Noon\, Go at 12:30. The road from here is dirt\, has some washboard\, and requires ground clearance but not 4×4. What does that mean? Trucks are best\, SUVs will do fine also. Crossovers could do it but it’s going to be very slow going. You will assemble here\, consolidate vehicles\, and leave your passenger cars here overnight (I asked\, it’s okay). You can also make arrangements with truck/SUV owners ahead of time and carpool from Vegas. We’ll sort it out as it gets closer. Not to make a big deal out of it or make it sound scary but make sure your spare tire is aired up and that you have the appropriate tools for a tire change. \nThe drive from here took me 54 mins but I aired down my tires and hauled ass. I’m guessing it will take you closer to 90 mins. No worries\, enjoy the scenery\, beerdrate\, and bask in not being at work. I may even put together a nice little offroad playlist for you which you can copy from me on spotify…stay tuned…literally! \nSo you’ll hopefully arrive at camp around 2:00. Lunch is on you. You’ll have a few hours to set up your crap and further beerdrate. Box will open at 4:30 and the pack will go at 5:00. You’ll get to enjoy the shiggy at about 6\,000 feet. Don’t worry about it\, it’s not a race\, remember? Short Bus and I aren’t looking to kill you\, the trail won’t be tooooo brutal. \nIt will be a true A to B trail and I’ve got to schlepp your shit up to circle so pack your B bags light! \nOrange food etc will be provided at circle and when we return to camp Short Bus and I will provide burgers and dogs. Let me know if you need a hippie alternative. Only burgers and dogs? Yep\, that’s where you come in\, it’s a Pot Luck. Easy stoners\, that means everyone brings something to share. As it gets closer peeps can post what they’re bringing so we don’t have 15 bags of chips and no brownies! \nAfter dinner it’s up until dawn or 9pm\, that’s up to you! I guess it really depends on the quantity of beer at hand. Circle and trail beer will be provided but all other alcohol is on you. So…bring some more beer! \nThe following morning Short Bus and I will provide some sort of simple grain/high gluten/high carb breakfast option. Could be pancakes (pancakes in spanish is panqueques)\, or costco muffins\, or IDK. From there if anyone wants to organize a pickup hangover trail that’s cool or we can just sit around and drink fuzzy navels. Whateve! After that we will head back to the visitors center. I would anticipate leaving camp by noon. \nFAQs:\nQ: Is this gonna be like that shitty trail thay you and Have Shit hared last year with all the damned cacti?\nA: They don’t call me Party on Prick for nothing! Bring your steel toed boots if you’re worried about it. Otherwise it’s desert hashing as normal. \nQ: Are you bringing that damned boombox again with your shitty playlist?\nA: They don’t call me Party on Prick for nothing…No\, I’ve actually got one that’s much louder. Same shitty music though. But ssshhhhhhh…rumor has it that we might\, maybe\, possibly have a live music act. Could be a rumor. Don’t hold your breath. Well if Short Bus farts hold your breath but\, well you know what I’m saying. \nQ: Camping in June? In Vegas? Are you stupid? Really fucking dumb?\nA: I’ve been accused of far worse! Like I said\, we’ll be at 6\,000 feet so it will be much cooler. The day may be warm but the night will be Goldilocks! \nQ: Wow\, all this fun for $5??\nA: Almost! Short Bus and I debated for a long time on this. Hash Cash may split your wallet at $7. IM me if you’re struggling and need a low income application. \nQ: Is it going to be fun?\nA: That’s up to you! Probably depends on the amount of clothing that you’re wearing! \nQ: Did people really ask all these questions or are you just making shit up?\nA: What do you think? \nQ: Seriously? More?\nA: Sorry\, it doesn’t take much to get the anxiety going! We’re all good now though\, I think all the bases have been covered! Can’t wait to see you there! If it’s a success I’ve got some other cool overnight spots in mind for the future too! Kisses! \nQ: Could this get any longer?!\nA: That’s what she said.
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1454/
LOCATION:Desert National Wildlife Refuge\, 16001 Corn Creek Rd\, Las Vegas\, NV\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180609T170000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180609T220000
DTSTAMP:20260429T011058
CREATED:20180530T162826Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180604T181813Z
UID:1437-1528563600-1528581600@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1455
DESCRIPTION:Your hares\, Golden Eagle\, Nanny Pokely\, Hot Sticky Buns and Three Balls Deep take you on a wild ride! \nGet to the box: Start is located at the wash basin at the corner of Democracy Dr and Via Firenze. (Remember the trail HSWT tried to hare but cracked his head open instead? Same start). \nBring stuff: $5\, whistle\, headlamp\, vessel\, etc.\, and a thirst for the golden nectar! It will be HOT\, so bring extra water.  \nGet wet: Bring swimsuit and towel for on after. Glad has graciously agreed to host On After as a pool party at his nearby luxurious palace!  \nJoin us as we celebrate the anniversaries of Golden Eagle and Three Balls Deep escaping their mothers’ wombs and welcum visiting hare Hot Sticky Buns from the Mile High!
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1455/
LOCATION:Via Firenze & Democracy Dr\, 35.925792\, -115.118936
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180616T170000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180616T220000
DTSTAMP:20260429T011058
CREATED:20180530T162908Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180613T212245Z
UID:1440-1529168400-1529186400@lvh3.org
SUMMARY:LVHHH #1456
DESCRIPTION:Trail #1456 HARE Bonz-i-Bush and Taun T Ho \nBring headlamp\, flashlight\, vessel\, whistle\, $5 hash cash\, Virgins\, water and a thirst for Golden Nectar.  \nCum and enjoy a run along the wetlands. Bring your flip flops for circle\, it’s hot!
URL:https://lvh3.org/event/lvhhh-1456/
LOCATION:Rusty Putter Lounge\, 891 DeMarco Dr\, Henderson\, NV\, 89011\, United States
CATEGORIES:LVHHH,Trails
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