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LVHHH #1542

BFE #1541 36.014767, -115.025281

Greetings Wankers and Diddlers! It’s time to channel your inner bootlegger and/or your Miner 69er! Cum one Cum all to celebrate with your Hares Gives Good Head, Damn Near Kilt Em and Port-A- Pussy in celebrating 100 years of Prohibition! We will be traversing back roads and Hills! Avoiding the Pinkertons and frolicking amongst Ole […]

RPHHH #21

Blue Hawk Tavern 11997 Las Vegas Blvd S, Las Vegas

Ring in the Year of the Rat and r*n off the previous night's drunkenness (or keep it going...we won't judge) in the far south of town.  Show up early for breakfast specials (see below), then get the shitshow under way. 9:00 show, 10:20 go.  Bring $13, a pack of batteries (AA or AAA), virgins, visitors, […]

LVHHH #1540

BFE #1540 36.269917, -115.565278

Dir. to trail: Take 95N to Kyle Canyon Rd. exit toward Mt. Charleston. Follow Kyle Canyon Rd. roughly 15 miles until you see the sign for Middle Kyle Canyon Administrative Site. Turn off there and park in the empty lot behind the sign. This is an A-B trail, NOT WALKABLE BACK TO START. So please […]