Your Hare Follows Your Anus will take you down a legendary path of the Boys Gone Wild—a chaotic crawl through dimly lit paths, sketchy shortcuts, and the occasional “where the hell are we?” moment.

Because let’s be honest… when your girl is away… the boys will play.

Expect a trail that starts strong (like your first drink)…
gets confusing (like your third)…
and ends in complete disorientation (like… well, you know).

 Start Location:
Cottonwood Canyon Park
36.16167° N, 115.32526° W

 Prelube:
The bar at Charleston & Town Center — because no bad decision starts sober

 Trail Details:
• Distance: Long enough to regret, short enough to survive
• Terrain: Pavement, dirt, and possibly someone’s bad idea

 What to Bring:
• Hash cash
• A thirst for the golden nectar 
• Peak dude bro energy
• Virgins (real or honorary)
• Visitors
• Your best bad decisions
• Water (because someone has to be responsible)

Theme outfit ideas-
• Button-down shirts half unbuttoned
• Sunglasses at night
• Fake mustaches, gold chains, or “dad on vacation” vibes
• Anything that screams confidence you don’t actually have

This trail is dedicated to all the legends who said “I’m only going out for one” and woke up with stories they can’t fully explain (we all know who you are)

ON-ON!