*for English press one, Para español, oprima el dos*

Saturday’s a Hashing Day! Want some shiggy? You got it. Want a little urban? Can do. Want a margarita? Wait… dumb question, of COURSE you want a margarita! Cum out and celebrate National Margarita Day with not una, not dos, but tres Harriets pleasuring the Pack.

Bring 92.82 Pesos (5 American), whistle, vessel, cranium lamp, Virgins, ID/Green Card and a thirst for the Golden Nectar! 3:00 show, 3:30 go.

And yes, there will be margarita jello shots.

Hares: Wet Spock, Gives Good Head, Black Slider