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  • LVHHH #1615

    Goldstrike Canyon and Hot Springs 36.00985,-114.77455

    *** NOTICE *** EARLY START *** 10 AM show, 10:30 go *** Come celebrate Slobby's successful revolution around Sol and soak in the Gold Strike Hot Springs! There should be an amazing view, tight spaces, and hot, wet holes. shiggy scale: 5/5 6 mi out-and-back, some scrambling, climbing (with rope-lines), slot-canyon shenanigans Bring: Water (at […]

  • LVHHH #1616

    #1616 Start 2310 Corporate Cir, Henderson, NV, United States

    Wankers and diddlers, join your hares RadioacTits and Tunnel of Luv as they show you a little slice of Green Valley.  Bring (or wear) the usual: ID & wallet virgins (we love a sacrifice) vessel thirst for the golden nectar shoes light (it gets dark early) $5 hash cash (exact change always appreciated) onesie for […]

  • LVHHH #1617: Kill the Last Keg!

    Pioneer Saloon 310 NV-161, Goodsprings, NV, United States

    This is it, folks!  This is the last time we will get a keg from Pioneer Saloon.  The owners have changed and they're honoring our agreement (and all who may have a tile plaque on that wall) one last time.  This is the big one!  This is the one where we need to show them […]

  • LVHHH #1618

    Rollin' Smoke BBQ 3185 S Highland Dr #2, Las Vegas, NV, United States

    Your hares are Money Shot and HSWT. Bring chalk, $5, cranium light, virgins, and a thirst for the golden nectar.  Wear your best Christmas attire.

  • RPHHH #23

    Creepy Bathroom Trailhead 35.989071, -115.443271

    2020 was shitty enough, but then along came 2021 to ask 2020 to hold its beer.  Kick 2021 square in the nuts with the first trail of 2022, the Year of the Tiger. Bring the usual for a Rat Pack trail: $10 hash cash (exact change always appreciated), your Rat Pack vessel (if you've done […]

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  • BASHHH in the New Year

    Lorenzi Park 3333 W Washington Ave, Las Vegas, NV, United States

    Bring your bike or trike to bring in the new year!  If you have an extra bike, bring it for a visitor. 10:30 AM show, 11 AM go.  Bring $10 hash cash, ID & more cash, virgins, visitors, a thirst for the golden nectar...all the usual stuff.

  • LVHHH #1619: SKP2’s 50th B-Day

    Arizona Hot Spring Trailhead 35.9802,-114.6973

    *** NOTICE: EARLY START *** 9:30 AM PST show, 10 AM go *** (Trail is a few miles inside Arizona, but is on PST.) 50 orbits completed around the sun...what to do?  It's been a while since we've been out to Arizona Hot Spring, so how about a hike down to the river and the […]

  • LVHHH #1620 – Birthday Season of Aquarius with Tough MILF Her, Part Deux!

    River Mountain Loop Trailhead 1800 Foothills Dr, Henderson, NV, United States

    Cum One and Cum all to the Aquarius Bday Trail... part deux! Hares: Tough MILF Her, Lubed N Ready, and Professor Buttercunt Cost: $5 3:00 show 3:30 GO Location: River Mountain Loop Trail Parking / Trailhead We shall dance and prance into the desert wilderness to celebrate the time of Aquarius, yet again... Trail is […]

  • LVHHH #1622

    Red Dwarf LV 1305 Vegas Valley Dr, Las Vegas, NV, United States

    Cum one, cum all to the first Alcoholiday & Zip Lock'd Cock trail of 2022! Bring Hash Cash, a whistle, a virgin, $, ID and a thirst for the golden nectar!