Cum wet yer whistle and help kill the first hash keg of 2018! Fellow Caps, Shitty Kiddy and Nanny, are prematurely celebrating birthdays at the world famous Pioneer Saloon in […]

Come one, come all, to the greatest last-minute pavement pounding the world has ever seen! Mostly cause my shiggy trails have yet to be properly scouted and not enough time […]

This is a redux of the trail we attempted last Spring that got rained out. Join Pukes & Poops and Anal Dipstick on a shiggyrific trail in the Northwest part […]

Trail #1434: The "Ode to my Family" trail Where: 3355 Cliff Shadows Parkway- Buckskin Cliff Shadows Equestrian Park, look for hashers Hares: FMA & Blew Hole What: The Ode to […]

Diddlers and Wankers...R U Cumming? And now? One more!! Join Short Bus Pile Drive Her and Cum in to the Danger Zone for the high flying thrills and chills of […]

Cum one, cum all to Tunnel of Luv, Gotta Eat Dick and Matthew McKindagay's LUUUUV Trail! The thick and wide pack will skillfully penetrate the densest of shiggy; scaling peaks […]

Cum out this Saturday to Lake Las Vegas to run trail with a visiting backslider!  Anal Sax is in town, and he's haring with Pee In Her Butt and Shuttle […]

LVHHH (vlv!) MISMANAGEMENT UPDATE (Part Deux) This week’s trail is being preempted by a hash-wide mismanagement meeting. Everyone’s invited and welcome to share feedback and recommendations. If you live around Vegas this is your hash, and this is your chance to ensure you have a say in your LVHHH (vlv!) experience. A short(?) night trail […]

***DISCLAIMER UP FRONT: THIS IS AN EAGLE-ONLY TRAIL. PROBABLY 6 or 7/10*** Hold tight folks, shit's about to get weird. Alright so, trail 1440 is going to be a dual trail; we're gonna get double the pleasure and double the fun out if it. For those who aren't willing to shotgun 6 beers on trail […]