*** EARLY START *** 3 PM show, 3:30 go *** Hello all you wankers and diddlers!  Cum one and cum all!  It's once again time for a spectacular 4th of July birthday trail! Join your hares Bonz-I-Bush, Party On Prick, Just Angie, and Grandma's Little Fluffer and other July birthday hashers on a star-spangled hunt […]

Happy Birthday to us and to you! Wankers and Diddlers, join us for a truly June Gemini trail.  You never know which personality you'll get, but it'll always be an adventure.

We promise to get you nasty, sweaty, and stinky!  Visitors are welcumed, but Berserk Burke is not a walkers' trail. It will be hotter than hell and at least 12 miles (if not more) through the desert.  You must be pre-cleared to r*n with us on this trail...contact the hares with why you are stupid enough to […]