We promise to get you nasty, sweaty, and stinky!  Visitors are welcumed, but Berserk Burke is not a walkers’ trail. It will be hotter than hell and at least 12 miles (if not more) through the desert.  You must be pre-cleared to r*n with us on this trail…contact the hares with why you are stupid enough to r*n this.  You’ll need to bring extra water.  The 2-liter bladder in your Camelbak isn’t gonna cut it…stuff as many extra water bottles in it as you can fit.  Berserk Burke has put unprepared half-minds in the hospital…the danger is real.  Know what you’re getting into.  It’s not for nothing that they’re called killer hares.

9 AM show, 9:30 go.  You’ll need the extra time to do this trail.

We need support crew.  You can have more fun laughing at the half-minds nuts enough to take on this trail.  Bring ice, water, beverages, food, pop-ups for shade…it all helps.

Things to bring:

• $10 hash cash
• lots of water, preferably in a Camelbak (or similar)
• big cowboy hat
• sunscreen
• electrolytes
• salty snacks