Yer captains Damn Near Kilt Em and Short Bus Pile Drive Her, along with first mates Poke-a-Cuntess and Port-a-Pussy, are ready to lead you on a voyage into Davey Jones’ Locker and back!  Prepare to get yer bilge-sucking booties wet and yer gullets filled!

Dress appropriately in yer finest pirate apparel, or ye shall be getting a flogging…which some of you sickos may want anyway!

Things to bring:
flashlight
ID
vessel
$$$
some batteries for the tent-dwelling scoundrels who may be shacking up on trail
for the on-after: booze, towel, swimwear

Prelube starts at the Bounty Hunter at 3