Cum one and cum all to the Aquarius Birthday Trail. We shall dance and prance into the desert wilderness to celebrate the time of Aquarius. We have several Aquarius peeps for this trail. Bring shiggy socks, cranium lamp (or other illumination), virgins (we ♥ virgins), and a super thirst for the golden nectar. Trail is […]

Calling all Diddlers and Wankers to celebrate a virgin Harriette's B-day. Cum pop her Harriette cherry with this Valentine (or F*ck U Cupid) trail. Be festive and wear your Valentine best to get that shit dirty in the desert. Bring: $7 hash cash shiggy socks - poking is promised dogs who can climb (or you […]

Trishapalooza returns!

Last 3 PM trail of the season!  Meet in the southeast corner of the parking lot.

See https://lvh3.org/onniversary-2021/ for details.

Cum join Coyote Ugly, Eager Beaver, and Pokey as we jaunt through the Eastside of the Strip.  Free parking at Ellis Island and cheap prelube drinks at the main bar.  […]

Yer captains Damn Near Kilt Em and Short Bus Pile Drive Her, along with first mates Poke-a-Cuntess and Port-a-Pussy, are ready to lead you on a voyage into Davey Jones' […]