Last 3 PM trail of the season!  Meet in the southeast corner of the parking lot.

See https://lvh3.org/onniversary-2021/ for details.

Cum join Coyote Ugly, Eager Beaver, and Pokey as we jaunt through the Eastside of the Strip.  Free parking at Ellis Island and cheap prelube drinks at the main bar.  […]

Yer captains Damn Near Kilt Em and Short Bus Pile Drive Her, along with first mates Poke-a-Cuntess and Port-a-Pussy, are ready to lead you on a voyage into Davey Jones' […]

We promise to get you nasty, sweaty, and stinky!  Visitors are welcumed, but Berserk Burke is not a walkers' trail. It will be hotter than hell and at least 12 miles […]

Happy Birthday to us and to you! Wankers and Diddlers, join us for a truly June Gemini trail.  You never know which personality you'll get, but it'll always be an […]

*** EARLY START *** 3 PM show, 3:30 go *** Hello all you wankers and diddlers!  Cum one and cum all!  It's once again time for a spectacular 4th of […]

*** EARLY START *** 4 PM show, 4:30 go *** We've got more pools in our future!  Rinse off those bathing suits and get ready for another healthy dose of chlorine and Vegas sun! I suggest your best retro Caddyshack themed attire.

Do your country proud! By coming out to LVH3's Olympdicks trail. Your hares Shiggy in the Shitter and Triple F will give you a trail to remember. Get on out and do athletic things. Or drinking things. Or whatever.